I honestly don't see the problem here. You don't deserve to play if you can't handle softball questions.

I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.

Considering the guy is apparently famous enough to have one of those "put your face in here and pretend to be his girlfriend then take a picture" attractions at a local restaurant, is it really that surprising he was able to pull so much ass?

just don't sit corrected, its too expensive.

And for $500 more, you can sit inside the plane.

Photographer: Let's get one of you in front of the mirror, Coach Washington.
Washington: Nice, shall I pull it off the wall or can you?

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

Guess what, he plays for the other team.

J Kidd: "Alright Collins, let's keep it simple out there, play your game, and keep your eye on the back door."

Tomorrow is another day, and another game... for the Canadians to prove that they are in all ways superior to Americans.

Who are the tall ones with the cans?

I would watch basketball if there was a chance for a funk contest. It would also mean Bootsy Collins would have a chance at an NBA career.

I deeply wish they would make LeBron and Durant have a "funk" contest.

Wonders why the male seatmate resisted her advances...

My guess is that he lands in an organization in a progressive market with a team that's not risk-averse (not that Sam is a risk), e.g., Seattle or San Francisco. (And the rest of the NFL should shudder at the thought of either of those teams landing another potential monster pass rusher).

Seeing this makes me wonder how I would react were I under siege too...dark territory.

Don't I know it. But we'd been running in actual snow...not the slippery-ass ice in front of where they asked us to stop to answer questions. You're welcome, internet.

I once worked at a hallmark gift shop and we had a huge display of breast cancer awareness. One time a lady and her friend came on and asked if we have any cancer awareness items and I proudly showed her our display and she looks at all the breast cancer stuff and said, " oh breast cancer gets all the attention."…

Well, having watched my 40 year old big brother die of pancreatic cancer in just a little over 4 months (from diagnosis to death,) and also having seen two grandmas beat breast cancer, I can *kind* of get what they are saying. I would secretly rather have breast cancer.