What's amazing is that John died from a gunshot wound of the head caused by a shotgun. Investigation to that point had revealed that he had jumped from the top of a ten story building with the intent to commit suicide. (He left a note indicating his despondency.) As he passed the 9th floor on the way down, his life…

...and now don't those jersey buyers feel dumb...

I think Michael Sam's story is important and I'm happy people are chronicling it, but some of the mainstream reporting is a little sensationalized. It's tough to make it onto an NFL roster and as far as I can tell the Rams are treating him like any other player trying to make a roster.

Maybe it was a big deal for MLS, just nobody noticed because nobody gives a fuck.

Please cross post on Gawker so we can hear the EPL fan hipsters who would never root for a mainstream American sport suddenly become NFL personnel experts.

City so racist Bill Russell chose to play in Boston instead

Easy there. "Unfortunate" because people were rooting for him to make the team. No one said the Rams were obligated to keep him.

Probably unfortunate because people wanted him to play better, not that it was a bad decision by the Rams. Come on.

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

Only 30%? I was under the impression he was halfway there

The Landshark and the Flying Camel just seem like good ways to break your dick.

Oh, for fuck's sake, this still doesn't tell me how long I have to freeze the cake for! SMDH,, useless!

You don't hear kosher Jews complaining!!!!

She looks like an insane version of my Peaches & Cream Barbie from back in the day.

Everybody laughed when the team captain nicknamed him malaysian airlines flight 370, but who's laughing now?

That seems like a lot to keep track of.

I really want a whole line of nail polishes that detect various chemicals.

Hysterically*

And have the police considered dressing up like ghosts and scaring the protesters away?