I want to give all those grannies hugs.

And that reminds me...I haven't been to the sex clinic today to get my daily abortion! Damn, I hope they'll be able to fit me in with all those little girls just stuffed into the building to get theirs!

I'm afraid to watch this. Will my brain explode?

"The ADL says hate crimes hurt society by 'making members of minority communities fearful, angry and suspicious of other groups — and of the power structure that is supposed to protect them.'

@minnesotameltdown: Loved him in that.

You know what happened the last time I wasn't on the pill? I didn't menstruate for six months, then I HAD MY PERIOD FOR FOUR MONTHS STRAIGHT. Anyone tries to take my "birth control" pills away from me, bad things will happen to them. Bad. Things.

I want an itty bitty bunneh! I'm sure my kitteh won't mind.

@Rosaxé: I am in need of this shirt.

I have nothing to add, except >.<

@cassis: I wonder if they show him standing near taller people in the show to make him seem shorter than he is? Apparently, he's supposed to appear to be about 15-years-old in the book, so it would make sense.

@EarlyGrey: Thank you.

I'm not grown-up at all. Does that mean I'll never get to have a character modeled after me in a film? Darn.

@Trulymadlyme:I ate a damn-near 1,000 calorie calzone while I watched this. :)

@sarahxo: He's going to be the Caterpillar. Stephen Fry's going to be the Cheshire Cat!

Awwww....does this mean I won't get to bask in the glow of her awesome fro at Bonnaroo?

@BetteD: God, I'm with you on the Perez commenters. I'm going to Bonnaroo next week, and going by how those people react, now I'm wondering if I'll be doing irreparable harm to others having to see my fat ass arms.

I've had surgery a couple of times, and nobody's told me if I did anything weird afterward or not. Now I'm nervous.

I got into a "discussion" about this with the conservative males in my family once. They didn't enjoy my use of logic, when I pointed out that so far their argument for them being more logical was simply them saying so and not through example, and when I pointed out that irritation and anger were emotions as well the…

Whoever decided on the Strawberry Shortcake makeover is going to hell.

When I was eight, I was a leopard.