@zora: I agree wholeheartedly, but that must be my Southern elitism...

Tomorrow I think I'll go get me a poster with McCrappy there and make a brand new dartboard.

Women, go vote. You like Barack more, and there are more of us than men. Tada!

@tonightineed: Tennessee for Obama, y'all!

You've repudiated every out-of-bound remark, old man? You're so chock full of shit, you must have to sit face-down when you crap.

I went to high school with my plumber. I can tell you he doesn't make more than $250k a year.

I squealed. Out loud.

Actually, to me it looks like he isn't really participating much. Maybe it's just because of completely unrealistic hope, though.

If I don't have this, I will die.

@Daear: I will also admit they're pretty shitty for you, being really high in fat, but nobody said anything about healthy. :)

El Monterey Beef & Bean Chimichangas. Pack of 10 for about $3.50, less if you hit 'em on sale, and those suckers are pretty dense. I hate ramen, and these at least have meat.

I shall be moving to Denmark if this comes to pass.

@Archetype: I desperately want a pair of linen drawstring pants. Now I know a brand to look for. Thanks!

I know a lot of TN haters, too. And I disagree...I think if she gets a chance, she'll try like hell to ruin my life. You don't want to know the shit I have to go through if I'm no on the pill, and it wouldn't be a stretch to say all the pharmacists around here would possibly choose to not dispense "birth control" if…

@peacemongermom: Palestine! Oh, wait...he wants to blow 'em up. He just doesn't want to talk about it first.

I know this isn't constructive and is repetition of previous comments, but...

Why, when McCain talks, can I only think of my grandmother with Alzheimer's talking to me when she thought I was her neighbor's daughter from about 40 years before?

A couple of weeks ago, I saw a guy here with a full on Billy-Ray-in-the-Achy-Breaky-Heart-days mullet. I wanted so badly to take a picture, but I didn't want to be crass. Now I regret not doing it. I could have shared the horrible glory of it all with you.

My curls and I have had our differences, and we still have a fight every once in a while, but we've come to accept each other. I have to say, I'm really, really overweight and can't get a first look from guys, much less a second...except sometimes when I let the curls stay down and let them flow wild and free. Like…