@Booksaretoo: Yeah, Bible Land is for real. But it's on a totally different level than Dollywood and Graceland. They have some endearing traits that save them from making me want to hit myself in the head with a brick to forget them.

@sarabadara: As close as I am, I rarely get up to Nashville anymore. Coming down here from another part of the country, I understand it scaring you at first. I've lived here all my 27 years, and I still get the willies.

@sarabadara: I'm in Columbia, which is about 45 miles south of Nashville down I65. We have Mule Day!

Obviously there's a different Bible we read here in Tennessee.

Wants kitteh!

I think I blacked out for a second. Please continue.

@Eric: I already did. :|

@MissAnthropy:

@Daear:

@MissAnthropy: I tried to get in two hours a night. I'm old.

I dunno, Kanye. I was pretty pissed when I was trying to sleep at 5am and you started up with your bad acting to a bad script for your little act, for which other artists had to stop playing so you could get a couple of minutes of the glow-in-the-dark in before dawn, since you're too awesome to play at the same time…

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: While this is pretty fucked up, "Jesus Camp" is more fucked up. It was the scariest film I've ever seen. EVER.

I love Craig Ferguson. I want to have his kilted babies.

I want it at least twice a day, but my dry spell is currently at seven and a half years. How do I deal? I think I'm dead and just don't realize it yet.

I think what's really disturbing are the marital rape laws that we do actually have in most of the states. Most of the rape laws do not apply in full for wives.

@BlondeGoddess: Nope! I have better things to do with my time. Like read.

@BlondeGoddess: Seriously? I guess I stopped caring what they think so long ago I don't keep up. It takes me at least an hour to get this stuff straight, but the curls are finger combing and some defrizzing product right out of the shower. Maybe we should make an educational pamphlet for them on how to actually detect…

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Wow, Moe. That rant made me really not like you.

I'm from TN, and I totally own my Southern-ness. Apparently, I'm just not a belle. My idea of doing my hair is tossing it a little while it's still wet before I let it air dry.