No one’s called me Obi-Bob Evans since, oh, before you were born...

I agree with most of what you said but flying is cheap as fuck. The average price of an airline ticket has gone up all of a dollar in 7 years. Flying still sucks ass but it is still insanely cheap given the alternatives.

I try not to get caught up in euphemism and pointless political wordplay/labelling but can we cut it out with “pro-abortion?” It’s a term made up by the other side as a way to demonize people who are simply pro-women’s rights. Absolutely no one is FOR abortions. (Well, probably Trump, as I imagine he’s paid for a…

Counterpoint: telling other people that “punching down” is what bad comedians do is what bad comedians do. Everyone punches down.

If only there was a way to know his position on the globe...like if someone could invent some kind of...system. Nah, runners would never use a system like that, for global positioning? In order to track their progress while on a run? I can’t imagine we even have that technology, nor have we had it for years.

“I have shared the pleasure with my children and grandchildren”

I’m very much of two minds when it comes to shit like this...initially when this started to be in the news, I was mostly in the “keep your eye on the ball” camp but naturally this can’t apply to everyone, ie. small children, old people, etc. Mind you I can’t think of too many activities where people bring little kids…

What about Quebec City? They already have a stadium with a roof that isn’t being used...

I’m not sure what it says about me, the universe, or anything that I’m being absolutely serious when I say I’m fairly certain that a double murderer and ex-athlete with absolutely no political qualifications or experience, who got caught shoplifting would more than likely be a better president than the current one.…

I don’t think it’s news to anyone that white cops (and politicians) wanted to make BLM seem like a terrorist organization, but I don’t understand how this hearing helps anyone. It’s not like some racist piece of shit will be idly watching C-SPAN, and upon hearing the news that BLM isn’t responsible for any murders…

Oh sweet jesus it would be so awesome if they visited Trudeau and not Trump. I want them to win just so that can happen.

I don’t even really like basketball that much (mainly a March Madness pseudo-fan at best, but because I’m also Canadian I am by default aware of the Raptors because literally the entire country is talking about it, cliche as that may sound) but I loved the shit out of this article. You don’t even have to be a sports…

Stunned at the exclusion of Will Smith. In every movie that isn’t called “Ali” he’s just various versions of the Fresh Prince.

Bunting to break up an actual no hitter with 2 outs left? Sort of kind of a dick move but in sort of a close (and certainly winnable) situation I can see it. They were still trying to win and it’s not like they were down by 15.

Well yeah there are shot attempts vs SOG. Referring to them both as shots is a little...ambiguous?

“St. Louis out-shot the Bruins 11–6 the rest of the way, and held Boston to just one shot on goal”

I work in tourism and the activity leaders at my job were told they couldn’t do chubby bunny contests with the guests anymore because they were afraid someone would asphyxiate and we’d get sued.

Not to be confused with the Sand Witchery, a hostel for the practitioners of the dark arts, right by the beach!

Yeah, super solid lappy for not a ton of money. I do pro audio on mine, and I spent quite a while researching what I wanted and this one fit great. I got the 15" 144hz one, bumped the RAM to 32 and I believe it’s the 1060 graphics card, and the 500GB SSD. Added a 1TB SSD in the empty slot and off to the races. Only…

Yeah, super solid lappy for not a ton of money. I do pro audio on mine, and I spent quite a while researching what…

No idea how you guys missed this absolute gem and easily top 5 among any team you’ve listed so far...the Albuquerque Isotopes (and yes, they’re named after THOSE Isotopes because awesome and because of New Mexico’s obvious connection) have used this hat/logo for several years for parts of the season: http://isotopes.mi…

No idea how you guys missed this absolute gem and easily top 5 among any team you’ve listed so far...the Albuquerque…