My apologies, this is 100% off topic, it just happened to be the most recent story when I decided to peek into the Kinjaverse, for the first time in easily a month or more. My curiosity got the best of me. Not only are Deadspin comments still off, all the articles are credited simply to “Deadspin.”

Apparently we can’t comment at DS anymore so my apologies for going off topic here, just wanted to say Go Fuck Yourself to the powers that be for wrecking it. I truly enjoyed reading it, Gizmodo and Jalopnik for several years but apparently we can’t have nice things. Gonna go hang with some other DS alumni at Door…

There are only 2 weddings where no booze is allowed:

Hockey fans on the whole don’t “love” to see fights, we love to see good hockey. The Slapshot-style of goon hockey has been over for some time, and the NHL definitely does not approve of it. They’ve come down harder on fighting in the last decade than ever before. Roughly 4 out 5 games do not feature a fight, and the…

I would love to know in what universe you think the NHL is in any way like NASCAR other than beginning with the letter N.

Not for nothing but I feel like if was indeed Top Secret, we wouldn’t know about it, have pictures of it, or have any idea when and for how long it was in space. But sure, top secret. Anyway I’m off to my top secret lunch...we’re going to Applebee’s, and I’m having a club sandwich.

No, I’m minimizing bad behavior when it’s minimally bad. Yeah, she shouldn’t have been fooling around with someone on her staff, but really at the end of the day, it’s bush league. As far as I can tell, no one was getting jerked around, or blackmailed, or anything else. Meanwhile, there’s a psychopath who has clearly…

The fucking stones on RedState, forcing someone to resign for doing a little fooling around (inappropriate as it may have been) while the pussy grabber continues to habitually lie about even the tiniest thing. Republicans absolutely astound me with their major league level of hypocrisy and doublethink.

Still not sure what the point of this was...surely they knew he’d be booed, and there is a 0% chance he enjoys baseball, or even knew the teams involved. It’s not like anyone watching would suddenly go “Oh jeez, I know this pathetic, sad creature who lies to us literally every single day is a dickhead, but wait, he…

Any ballpark idea on what this thing will cost? Like is there any way this comes in under 2K?

If you can’t close your laptop without draining the battery, I’d say that’s operator error and not the software, considering every other laptop on earth does that, Windows or Mac. But enjoy your $2500 fruit machine with specs from 2 years ago. Does Apple make a mouse with more than one button yet?

Well I don’t disagree with you there, but last I checked there wasn’t a dress code in Times Square. As fucked as the USA is (and it is), comparing Dubai to Vegas or New York is not exactly an equivalent comparison.

PREACH. Hey Kinja, who the hell ever thought this was a good idea? I read a couple of your pages pretty much daily but this makes me want to stop. Autoplay videos are obnoxious, stupid shit. Kill that stuff immediately.

“ but no more so than New York or Vegas, really.”

“Yeah, like Jay-Z”

It’s kind of stupid, but what makes this any worse than any of the other “sexy” costumes?

How the sweet fuck do we turn off autoplaying videos? No one, no one, no one, but no one likes that shit.

Fleetwood Mac better than the Beatles? Did you type this with a straight face? Oh, but then I kept reading and saw that Steely Dan made the list at all, which immediately cancels out the entire thing so I guess just go about your business. Also I’m not sure how The Cars, Yes, The Police and Van Halen are considered…

Yeah never understood the hate for Joe Buck. No, he’s not Vin Scully or somebody, but he has never been irritating to listen to, and generally speaking knows what he’s talking about, which I think is all we can ask of any sports broadcaster. Consider for a second that Booger McFarlane has a job in this industry as…

Always one edgelord who needs to be the first to tell everyone his take on other people’s takes. Thanks for being quick about it, we were all waiting with baited breath to see when you’d come out and bless us with your guidance.