If this is the way it’s going, can we just cancel the regular Olympics then and just make it Olympic American Gladiators? I mean I understand that the Summers are by far the more boring of the 2 Olympics so they have to spice it up, but holy shit...I can’t believe esports aren’t in as well, especially given that…

Uh, “pro dunkers?”

Serious question: why would you ever need wifi control of this product? You have to go up to it to put the shit in it, and then you hit a button or two and walk away. At what point are you gonna need to adjust it, and be so far away that the only choice is to do so via your phone? Some stuff shouldn’t be “smart.” This…

Serious question: why would you ever need wifi control of this product? You have to go up to it to put the shit in…

So a bunch of dudes standing around and sort of nothing happens...how does this differ from any other soccer game?

Imagine my surprise when a company who’s made its money abusing people for a living goes and gets a massive payday from a country who abuses people as a way of life...

Oh man now we’re talking. Makes VTOL all the easier!

Wait I’ve got another great one...turn every airliner into VTOLs. How hard could it be to make an A380 take off and land like a Harrier? Think of all the space we’d save!

Your word: is the wrong word. It’ll shock you to know that the English invented English and that is indeed how it’s spelled in every country that speaks that language other than yours.

Oh well no one is...but I mean, they ARE the Yankees.

It’s an issue of space and weight. The batteries required are huge and heavy, as are the generators and whatever is fueling them. Another large problem is cost. Bunker fuel and diesel are wildly cheaper (particularly in the volumes that they’re being purchased) than any electric solution would be. With current tech,…

Build every airport at the top of huge hills, and all the planes can roll down and gain speed that way! Haven’t worked out the landing part yet though, I’ll get back to you.

That was definitely what I thought immediately too, esp. being that he refers to him in the present tense in the sentence immediately before...

Ohio State is making a run for the title of chest-thumpingest fans, and if they win it all this year, they may eclipse the Yankees at least for a time as the fans you least want to be around for any length of time.

So who’s job is it gonna be to punch him next season?

I am anything but a hippy but Birks or GTFO. How anyone can stand having a piece of plastic between their toes all day long continues to astound me. (And yes, before you post it, I’m aware a small percentage of Birkenstock models are of the between-the-toes variety but most are not.) Plus Birks have kickass arch…

I am anything but a hippy but Birks or GTFO. How anyone can stand having a piece of plastic between their toes all…

Not to take anything away from the guy as it’s obviously very impressive, but having a giant team of people checking your intake down to the ounce and shielding you from the goddamn wind sort of puts a bit of a tarnish on it.

Stupid question: is there some kind of financial advantage in forcing people to download a specific company’s launcher? I feel like I’m not any more likely to buy a Rockstar game just because I have their software, esp. given that much of their stuff is on Steam anyway...

It dovetails nicely into their “the real racists are the ones calling people racist” routine, so...yes, yes they are.

Really eh, how many rings do you have?

This is the epitome of talks much, says nothing...wtf are you even talking about? Did you just look up some words you thought were clever and put them in a post? Spencer Tracy? Do you even know who that is?