There are only two dress codes for weddings.

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

Better yet, take a lawn chair and a cooler of your favorite snacks and beverages down to the nearest street corner and spend an afternoon watching people turn left without having to pay for your seat.

Rudi is soo smart, it’s a pain in his ass.

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

“Fuck Boston”

This is the 100% Correct Take.  

you on the other hand sound not at all bitter or angry 

Why the public fixation on flying? It’s responsible for 2.5% of greenhouse gas emissions. Meanwhile, cement production is responsible for 12%, and animal agriculture 13-18%.

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

“He’s not dead, he’s resting!”

Nuclear airports with steam catapults.  What could go wrong?

Aero engineer here. The simple answer is power density and weight of batteries. Keep in mind that you have to generate enough lift to carry them, in addition to the plane, cargo, and passengers. Given a relatively fixed speed, that means somehow dramatically increasing the coefficient of lift. You can do it for…

I’m an adult I should be able to call him Bob (or Dickhead) if I want. Do you agree?

Gilbert Lewis?

Grape Nuts start as a box of crumbs.

Guilty. At least I’ve still got two uses of this monkey paw.

Buckner had more career hits than Joe DiMaggio and Ted Williams.  It’s truly a shame he’s remembered for that one play.

Ah, I see, THAT’s the deal with airline food.

“We knew people had died there, but it was the ‘80s” is the best synopsis of that decade I can think of.