That’s not true, I heard he scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk High

He doesn’t. Therapy of any kind implies that there is a possibility that through said therapy, the person could improve. This “man” is so far past help, the light from it takes 20 years to reach him.

Part of it is also that because he clearly has no traditional concept of what a lie is, even if he wasn’t deteriorating mentally (as he very clearly is), it would be absolutely impossible to keep track of all of them. For him, the truth is whatever he says it is, at the moment he says it, and all other bets are off.…

Stunning that rich idiots are still willing to literally kill themselves (while waiting in line, no less!) to achieve something utterly non-impressive. Take down every installed rope, every ladder (!), and anyone that wants to climb it has to gee I dunno....actually climb the thing. I feel like that eliminates 80% of…

You bring up a lot of interesting side points, but it all comes back to this: do you think it’s a good idea to have constant omniscient information gathering going on every minute of every day on every person that steps outside their house, and by extension, is this a useful technology that will indeed make our lives…

The difference is you can use this tech to track innocent people. You honestly don’t think this wouldn’t be used to either eliminate or discredit the political rival of someone who had access to this system? You’re seriously OK with being subject to tracking everywhere you go?

Your example is a good one, except what we’re really talking about would be an entire police force of these exceptionally observant people, who doesn’t require sleep, have a memory that can recall every detail going back years, have access to several databases and can search them essentially instantaneously, and can…

Can’t speak about the cameras, but their Osmo Mobile 2 gimbal works amazing, especially given the price. 

Yeah jeez what a lazy piece of shit, why aren’t you launching 60 EVERY DAY ELON!

I’m a huge OP fan (owned a 4T and currently rocking a 5) but this phone, while excellent, is lacking a couple of things, especially given that it costs more than any of its predecessors (and arguably now on the border of flagship pricing, vs. the traditional “less than a flagship but great specs” pricing they had been…

“didn’t tell Chuck or anything”

I actually lasted until “60 course meal when I was in Japan a couple months ago” but then it all made sense. Then when it got to “hey whatever, kids sneeze on me, nbd” it was head shaking time. I really should have stopped at “43 year old San Franciscan.” I say this as a person who happily picked up (and ate) an…

Goddamn it Al Gore, you’ve got your fingers in all kinds of pies, don’t you!

Like some idiot who’s racist, and thinks their message is spreading successfully? You’re right, that is much worse. Worse even than your take.

Was the pokey part of the javelin not in the ground? Who decided to make javelins double ended?

Precisely. Popularity at a single theme park isn’t exactly an accurate measure of national -let alone world- popularity. It’s not like there are 15 other franchises you can choose from at Disney World. Not to mention you can convince kids to like literally anything you want. Avatar is hot trash and is essentially just…

+1 Winnebago lab

Oh a hundred percent. Everything was badass from when you were sort of 13-25, because that’s when everything else in your life was badass. Most of that time you either don’t have a job, or it’s one that’s a joke, and it’s when you’re learning everything about sex and getting to party on the regular with basically no…

I feel like if Tyler Perry was making a movie, and the characters had to go to some event with a ton of white people, and there needed to be a band in the scene, Tyler would go to a PA and ask them who the most obnoxiously white band in the world was. When the PA said “Steely Dan, but Walter Becker is dead, and their…

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