I am asking a serious question: did this actually happen? Like do we have actual, nonpartisan proof that this event actually took place? Because if it did (and it looks that way), how honestly could anyone, ANYONE take the Republican party seriously in any context? I mean, this question really should have been…

Mega noob question so forgive me...why would these tires only be good for a couple of runs? I assume they’re not spinning the tires or drifting at 300 mph, nor does a GT weigh a great deal, so if it’s just simply going super fast, is it just crazy centrifugal force or something wierd?

It makes complete sense if you’re one of the mouth breathers that buy what they’re selling...they want liberty for all (who believe exactly the same things as they do, are white, straight, and want to donate tons of cash to their joke of a school, and don’t mind looking past small, totally unimportant things like…

I seem to recall a friend of his that said that “no one respects women more than me” as well...maybe Kraft’s throwing his hat in the ring for 2020!

Um, it would have if the guy he killed also didn’t have access to guns. Hence the need to control who has them. If you don’t have guns for people to steal, people are far less likely to kill you to get them. 

Things that work, things that work, hmmm...Oh you mean like banning guns, the way the entire rest of the world does it? The point isn’t to stop shooters, dipshit...it’s to make it as hard as humanly possible for people to *become* shooters. I don’t understand how it’s so hard for gun people to understand this, because…

Other than perhaps the straw thing (which I’ll agree is kind of annoying, paper straws are terrible), do you wanna tell me who’s telling you that you can’t have a large coke, a hamburger, or a car? Or why you’re implying that liberal leaning people would ever want you to not have those things?

Exactly this. I’m certainly not the first to suggest it, but it’s very, very simple: real-time replays only, and you get 3 looks at it. If it’s not clear after that, then it wasn’t clear. Call stands. Done deal.

So you’re saying H went to the Izzo...and it didn’t go well?

The main reason is the ratio of MRI machines to people that need a scan is WILDLY lower than the States, because for-profit hospitals can buy them a lot quicker. That being said, I still like our system better. I can’t imagine being in a car accident and my first thought being “this is gonna cost me 50 grand.”

You’re not wrong, but last I checked, if you get cancer and need a half million (or more) dollars in treatment, chances are you haven’t paid a half million dollars over your lifetime in taxes. Systems like the one Finland uses a) actually have something approaching a fair tax system and b) focus far more on…

Oh right, the fabled “death panels.” Which of course every country with socialized medicine has, as everyone knows.

That is glorious. Possibly the only selling point of a trip to Thunder Bay. But now I kind of hope I get diverted there just so I can see those things.

My first car. A base model 95 in electric blue. Absolutely drove that car into the ground (including one inevitable head gasket change). Much more fun to drive than a ten thousand dollar car ever should be.

What would make the sport better is if it wasn’t played by giant walking vaginas. And I assume you’re referencing American football in the above comment, about which I’m largely ambivalent...but I don’t think any soccer fan (particularly commenting in an article about a team taking 54 failed shots) can say jack shit…

Great, so answers no actual questions, will require a connection that 80+ percent of people have no access to, and we have no idea what games are gonna be on this? Does this even count as an announcement? Jesus Google you think you would have learned by now. Anyway I’m gonna just check my Google+ account and Allo to…

My favorite part of this article was the ostensibly honest “how could this happen?”

So you’re somehow proud of the fact that you’ve plied yourself with enough terrible tasting liquid that you now don’t mind it? Yeah, congrats, I guess. The terrible liquid that you now like even though it’s disgusting is only slightly less terrible than the terrible liquid you could have just drank all along. Winning!

That’s the thing...who the fuck wants to have health problems for decades? I’d much rather die at 68 after suffering not that much vs. at 80 after having my life suck for 12 years...I don’t know who decided strictly longevity was some kind of measure of quality of life but it most definitely isn’t. I’ve known a shit…

Goddamn right. You know you die at the end, right? Who wants to spend the last bunch of those years dragging it out as long as possible cause you lived “healthy?” You’re just as likely to get some kind of weird cancer or a million other things, so thanks I’ll just actually enjoy my time rather than constantly worry…