Lol this. There are few things more obnoxious than lame suit types wearing socks that contrast with the suit in crazy colours so people might think they’re not the boring, soulless shirt stuffing that they are. Crazy socks are Tasmanian Devil ties for millenials.

Yeah until they install fiber into every city on the continent (how’d that work out, Google?) this is pure fantasy and will work for perhaps 5% of users at best.

I think what a lot of people forget is that if we start taking old people’s licenses away, you’ve now created a GIANT problem of how do those people now get around to buy groceries and do whatever else they have to do. I am ABSOLUTELY behind testing old people who are dangerous on the road BUT: realize that many, many…

Didn’t know Harry Caray was back from the dead and doing Warriors games...

What an absolutely repugnant piece of trash, on so many levels. The fact that he’s ballsy enough to even show his face in public, never mind associate himself with the school is a perfect advertisement of the fact that he has absolutely never cared and should somehow have been put in prison. Though I guess given that…

+1 vote for Frisbeer/Beersbee. Obviously lawn darts if you have real ones. Bocce is super amazing too, particularly if you set it up in a non-standard field of play (ie. not open and flat)...we do it while camping in a treed area where there are all kinds of changes in elevation, trees in the way, obstacles...we make…

+1 vote for Frisbeer/Beersbee. Obviously lawn darts if you have real ones. Bocce is super amazing too, particularly…

Where I’m from we call it Frisbeer but yes, it is indeed excellent.

Where I’m from we call it Frisbeer but yes, it is indeed excellent.

Heck YES Jarts. Really wish I had hung on to the set my parents bought us in the 80s. (immediately heads to ebay to see if there are Jarts there)

Heck YES Jarts. Really wish I had hung on to the set my parents bought us in the 80s. (immediately heads to ebay to…

I assume the plan was and is to just tell minor league players “Hey, just count yourself lucky you get anything...the NBA has a farm system that doesn’t pay anyone a goddamn dime.”

Hey the truth hurts. If you watch the most boring, overrated sport in the history of world, you’re a bad sports fan.

Oh noooooo you can’t buy them anymore! I deduct one 100,000 stars but this is still great.

You sir have 100% made my day. One billion stars, if only I could give them.

Oh jeez now I want a jersey with Breakfast Army on the front of it.

The ThermoPop or the regular (non-Pro) version of the Javelin are both great and don’t cost a ton of money. Yes, the Thermapen Mark IV is 0.7 seconds quicker or whatever, but it is no way worth ~3 times the dough. Everything on that list is accurate to within 1 degree or less so you’re totally fine getting a $35…

The ThermoPop or the regular (non-Pro) version of the Javelin are both great and don’t cost a ton of money. Yes, the…

November through February

How about why the fuck do sports have “dance teams” in the first place? It’s ridiculous. I remember going to a Florida Panthers game once (the tickets were free) and seeing these sort of...cheerleader-esque dancing girls. Apparently nobody told the States that that’s not how you hockey.

This x1000. The *entire* point of the bullpen is to warm people up. To have them exit the bullpen only to warm up again is the dumbest thing ever. Call in the pitcher, start throwing the fucking ball. In no other sport do you get to walk out on the field mid-game, and then tell everyone “hey guys, just a sec, I gotta…

Man it’s almost like rich people to go to prestigious schools so they can remain prestigious and rich, then send their kids there by any means necessary so they TOO can remain prestigious and rich...I hope no one is shocked by this. We’re living in what’s essentially just a slightly wider version of 1400s Europe. The…

I have to admit that when I first heard the stories about what a dick he was on set, initially I was blown away. I met him once briefly in Toronto (and he was arguably at the height of his fame, this was around the 2nd Austin Powers movie or shortly after if memory serves), and he couldn’t have been nicer. There were…

+1 Wake Up (call) San Francisco