I have never seen one of these people in the wild but I know that, were I a server and I saw that? I’d consider the $5 forfeit and make their table my lowest priority. Congrats, dude, you just turned this Chili’s into the passive-aggressive version of Dick’s Last Resort.

The thing we’ve definitely learned from this saga: Majors only makes one face when he knows he’s getting his photo taken, and it’s really stupid.

It tastes about the same as every other pizza chain, so if those 300 stores per year are in convenient spots the odds are in their favor. (I don’t get Marco’s a lot, but when I do it’s because it’s across the parking lot from one of my usual grocery stores.)

Think ya could, think ya could, think ya could BENCH a Scion tC?

Portable Nintendo Entertainment System. PNES.

I dunno, “PlayStation 2" seemed to work out pretty well for Sony. (See also: 3, 4, 5)

This bag is just full of rocks?

There’s no getting around libel/slander laws, I’m afraid, even when the truth of the matter is as plain as day.

Read this whole review with that in the back of my mind; “A shame that a talented team came together to tell an uplifting, nuanced queer story based on a lifetime of blatant lies.”

Mobin couldn’t hack it

So many Eagleheart bits that it’s pretty much impossible to choose a favorite - the Death Punch, the gang’s obsession with Jim Belushi-style Chicago Blues, Honor Thy Marshall/“Nice, Bro.”, “Get it? I’m Beezor.” - but every time I’m playing a board game with friends and the action stops dead so we can consult the…

Sealab fell off hard after Harry Goz died and Murphy was replaced with Tornado Shanks. Not to say that one character’s absence made the show worse, it just turned out to be an unfortunate coincidence in timing - Murphy had to be written off right around the same time that Reed and Thompson were beginning to lose a…

Chinatown’s got somethin’ for EEEEEVERYBODY!

I CANNOT LIVE WITH THAT GUY. HE IS SO ANNOYING, HE IS SO SCARY, AND HE NEVER WEARS A SHIRT.

“Good luck,” wrote one Reddit user. “Eventually people will just stop coming.”

Fine print of the contract specifies “Service subject to the whims of the petty, easily swayed majority shareholder.”

hahaha we’re so screwed

Healthcare.

“He’s just here for the sex stuff. More than the rest of us, I mean.”