I’m fine with the no mob action episodes! If I didn’t make it clear in my original post, I don’t dislike the episode because it’s not pushing the story along. I dislike it because it’s a gimmick hour (“Holy crap, we got Ben Kingsley and Lauren Bacall!”) that doesn’t say anything we don’t know about the characters by…

Brian’s Song trickled its way down to my health (“health”) class in the very late 90's. Kids today are almost certainly missing out; their meatheaded homophobe teachers, to take a break for a while, aren’t showing them the achingly sincere 70's TV movie love story about two guys being dudes.

It’s just too goofy and too...cute(?) for me. It’s also a Matt Weiner-penned episode that hits some of the tiresome “Boy, LA sure is different than New York!”  stuff that I dreaded every time somebody got on a plane for the first couple seasons of Mad Men.

The worst episode in my book is “Luxury Lounge,” by a mile. You get Artie trying to be a tough guy in one storyline and the really broad “Chris goes to LA and meets celebrities!” crap in the other.

Elf on the Shelf Burn in Hell.

Cook-Out is a restaurant that you have to solve like a puzzle to find your optimal experience. The Tray is the draw, but you have to be aware of its shortcomings - you would think that, if you can get a whole quesadilla or a corn dog as a side item, every side offering would be as generous, but it took me multiple…

“Bland” is not the term I’d go for here - it strikes me very much as an AI product, insofar as an algorithm understands that flavors exist but it has no idea of how they complement and contrast one another.

Man, if you’re behaving so badly that you can get fired by Dan Harmon, you’ve got a problem.

Get this - they serve ALCOHOL at RESTAURANTS.

Doubly insulting because it was going to be in the worst movie, where a brief and obvious celebrity cameo could’ve only been either a positive or net neutral addition.

Yeah I’ll really miss quality programming like, uhh....

NFTs are just meant to be receipts to prove transactions occurred as a way to prevent fraud on the blockchain

Can’t afford internet access (ISP refused to take their “Sexual Giraffe” PNG as payment.)

Within a month, I’m guessing. Guys who keep working well into their golden years tend to drop dead shortly after they give up whatever it was that kept them on their daily routine.

“Michael Scott driving into a lake just because the GPS told him to was unrealistic”

Because it’s Appalachia, and heat is scarce. That’s good heat, don’t you waste that heat. Heat’s should be fer people, not fer pizzuhrs.

I imagine potential customers are wary of signing up for a service where they might have access cut off or throttled in some way based on the whims of the reactionary manchild running the business.

There was clearly a lot of funny business happening behind the scenes...but not in front of the cameras!

But Starfield defaults to running subtitles during dialogue, which for someone like me, means I just end up reading it instead of looking at what’s going on on the screen.

This would be a lot more effective if it wasn’t exclusively teen gossip queen vagueposting. Especially the part where he heavily implies that Danny Masterson helped Ashton plot and commit a murder!