Like a lot of other modern frauds and hucksters, it all boils down to one thing: Momentum. Doesn’t matter that he’s been exposed as being unscrupulous in his advice, or having the same level of financial foresight as any schmuck picking a ticker symbol at random as the next big thing. He had a successful television…

What, no Ben Franklin Pocket Bread with Crunch Patties?

I agree, but the answer is clear: We’re gonna go extinct.

This isn’t a very happy birthday for Rex Banner.

How do you kill something that’s already dead?

Teenage Clark wearing a shirt with The Cool S on his chest is such a great touch.

The next big streaming trend every studio seems most excited for: “What daytime cable TV was for 40 years, but now it’s free.” I guess they lose out on carriage fees, but make up for it by having a significantly streamlined “broadcasting” operation.

Making HERstory by breaking the glass cereal bowl.

She’s a creep; she’s a weirdo

Yes, expect to find all these purged series on a FAST platform in the near future, where they’ll have awkwardly inserted ad breaks every 9 minutes.

There’s also the fact that WB is already hyping up how the entire DC film lineup is being reset in the relatively near future. So you’ve got superhero fatigue compounded by audiences knowing that these actors/versions of the characters aren’t sticking around for long, so why get invested now?

I used to reference that PSA to my parents all the time (Not re: drugs,) and they had no idea what I was talking about. That spot was nearing the tail end of its life when I was old enough to form memories, so it must have been airing for the entirety of their early 30's.

Remember when snitches got stitches and ended up in ditches?

They could’ve been Freejacked.

I’ve said it time and again at this point: Sony has a contract that gives them the film rights to one of the world’s most popular and recognizable comic heroes, maybe half a dozen associated characters that could conceivably carry their own mid-budget movie, and then hundreds upon hundreds of plot devices with names…

Roiland really thought his strategy of “Voice the main character and you’ve got job security for years” couldn’t fail, but he forgot about how his own ethos of “Just make the main character a sci-fi wizard who can basically do magic to justify any gag or story necessary” made him expendable.

This dude sucks

All gas, no brakes.

Unfortunately, rogue elements of the (((WOKE MOB))) illegally hooked their nefarious solar panels and wind turbines into Texas’ precious, protected grid as an act of terrorism.