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She and Dwayne can hash out how actually it’s the audiences who are wrong over a bottle of Teramana.

There’s a definite difference between standard Reese’s peanut butter and their “creme” fillings. As noted in the article, the creme does retain some of the grit and grain you expect (and want) from a Reese’s product, but it has a texture that is smoother and lighter overall than the regular PB filling. The term it

ESPN is one of the relaunched XFL’s biggest broadcast partners, and I haven’t seen a single XFL-related headline on their website without having to seek it out. XFL 3.0 is clearly going great.

WGN’s attempted pivot into prestige drama flopped so hard, the network doesn’t exist anymore.

I really don’t get the negative reaction, since it’s still an endless string of go-nowhere scenes about either DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW RESTAURANT? and I WON THE LOTTERY that occasionally spin out into something much weirder and more interesting. (Watching it for a bit last night, I saw two scenes within 10 minutes

Reminds me of my grandfather’s 90th birthday party, where the whole extended family came together to celebrate Grandad’s big day. After lunch and cake, we all gathered around and got quiet to listen to his raspy, whispered wisdom, and he told us: “The thing you don’t realize about getting older...is how much everything

Then the people at the top would see slightly smaller numbers at the end of the day, meaning they would be aware of losing a fraction of their wealth that they weren’t going to spend in the first place. And we can’t have that.

Well, Cameron doesn’t pay writers, he writes all his movies himself. And every single time, he makes it abundantly clear that he has never had a natural human conversation in his life. (Notably, he hired co-writers for the Avatar sequels, and as a result The Way of Water mostly managed to avoid having weird

The Academy gave it up sooooooo sweet.

They haven’t?

The Don’s Plum Café remains closed indefinitely. I don’t even know why Leo let them build it.

College kids, drunks and stoners 15 years ago: “Man, if I could get fast food delivered right now, that would punish. These restaurants would make a billion dollars, I don’t know why they wouldn’t try it.”

Steak ’n Shake Has Found Its Road to Redemption

I am stunned that HBO didn’t buy Aguirre-Sacasa’s True Blood reboot. If this where hisArchie comics, but brooding and sexy” take went, imagine where he could take that kind of high-camp trash.

Heed the wisdom of Howie Bling:

I own a few Funko, all of which were purchased on clearance or just given to me for free. Three of those are characters from The Leftovers. They sit there on my entertainment center and sometimes I look at them and think “These people actually bet on a financially significant number of people wanting to own weird

Or they could, I dunno, try making movies within the limitations of what they can accomplish.

Those condos go like hotcakes! No one gets in!

I also live in a 7-Eleven desert and find myself going a little wild on the 7-Select snacks when I come across one. These and the Spicy Italian Sausage chips were big hits with friends I shared them with. The Prime Rib had a nice sour cream/horseradish element to it, and the Spicy Italian Sausage had the flavor of

HBOMax’s Love and Death: “Worse than the chicken at Tresky’s” - The AV Club (B- review)