Ahhh, mercury...sweetest of the transition metals.

“They’re turning one of my (problematic) favorite comedies into a limited series?

That Bud Light ad was excruciating. So cutesy and self-satisfied to begin with...and then it dawned on me that I was looking at Miles Teller.

Ah, looks like Full Swing will be about a bunch of dudes rationalizing to themselves why it’s okay to take guaranteed (blood) money from the Saudis to play in glorified exhibition matches to advance their sportswashing efforts. Thrilling stuff!

The show made to entertain Boomer children as cheaply as possible so that they could then be shown commercials for sugar cereal wasn’t very good. Its status as a cultural icon is fueled entirely by nostalgia and repetition.

So then it’s continuing in the proud tradition of Scooby-Doo. What’s the problem.

I have to think that’s Cleese’s plan/only idea at this point.

No place at the table for Lattimer this time :(

Friday night’s a great night for football!

I guarantee some streamer is on Twitch right now saying these exact same things without being hit with a ban.

Thanos is my “I won after YOU snapped” victory emote.

Kinja completely breaks if you include in-line links. It’s been like that for years now.

College movies were wish fulfillment/fantasy movies for teenagers, who got to see kids a few years older than them enjoy a 4-year party occasionally interrupted by an econ lecture, or discover their passion and be recognized for their talents. Now college is just a looming threat for teens, a waypoint on their way to…

That Madden 13 screenshot is actually a shockingly accurate depiction of Tom Brady... before HGH changed the shape of his skull and he went all-in on plastic surgeryas a rookie

I had a great time with Old - I appreciate any movie that starts with such a high-concept premise and then does literally every single thing it can with it, and Shyamalan brought some tremendously effective camerawork and breathlessly-paced setpiece sequences.

For 20+ years he had the talent to minimize the public perception of his weirdo-ness. Easy to ignore stuff like his belief that drinking enough water can prevent sunburn when he’s taking the Pats on yet another wild playoff run. Age finally caught up with him and he’s flailing; without success to muddy the waters his…

Yeah my response to this news was “I’m happy for Ayo but I hoper she isn’t getting to big to put up with Sean and Hayes’ crap for an hour every 4-6 months.”

I ordered a 4-pack and was dismayed to see that it’s shipping via FedEx. So good news! You’re not missing out, since those of us who managed to buy a pack probably will never actually receive it.

It would be awesome if TCM could launch a streaming service (or have a more substantial presence than their so-so hub in HBO Max.) It’s the one thing I really miss since I dropped my cable package years and years ago, especially since they still regularly have films that are otherwise nearly impossible to see anywhere…

A talk show in a car, but it’s like that scene in Focus where you watch them casually put on neck braces and other safety gear as they get ready to just plow into a wall.