Don’t worry - they’ll make more.

I was going to say, something about this car makes me want to charge up a punch and send it tumbling end-over-end into the horizon.

Hey, I like Budweiser Zero. I don’t know that it’s good, but I enjoy it.

The last worthwhile thing Jim Cornette did was get filmed at that Dairy Queen drive-thru.

I don’t know about the quality, because I went to order a You Pick Two online a while back and was confused when the total was nearly $14. That was a sub-$10 combo last time I had it; entering double-digit territory for food I’m not even that pumped about stopped that order before I even got to pick if I wanted a…

The running joke on the fast food podcast Doughboys is “Panera Bread is where you take somebody if you need to give them bad news in a public setting.” It’s food exclusively purchased by people who are about to hear that Grandma’s cancer isn’t responding to the treatment anymore.

Back in September of last year, Omega and fellow wrestlers CM Punk, Matt Jackson, and Nick Jackson were suspended for a backstage fight All Elite Wrestling fans have dubbed “the brawl out at All Out.”

Good!

I just watched it for the first time a few months ago. Is Casino kinda just doing Goodfellas again, in a different mob life milieu? Yeah, more or less.

A&W should double down on the parody and announce that they’ve heard from their customers, and they’re listening; Rooty the Great Root Bear is going back to being pantless! But, as Rooty has no visible genitalia, they will be switch to they/them pronouns moving forward.

Looks like the Solar Opposites are going to CAA to get a new Corvo!

Unknown Hinson went full MAGA on Facebook, disparaging the Black Lives Matter movement...and I think he called Dolly Parton a race traitor. Great voice, terrible man.

The fact that I could get a Rick & Morty-branded Mello Yello at Wendy’s was enough to tell me that R&M would be recast rather than cancelled. Too many corporations have too much capital caught up in this brand to walk away now.

I turned myself into A Problem Mortyyyyyy [brap]

I found Maverick “perfectly fine” overall, but the one place it deserved a nomination, if not the win, was cinematography. I always hated the praise the original got for “great dogfighting sequences” because they were borderline incomprehensible, and you never had a real sense of space or understanding of where the…

He blamed the woke libs when it was cancelled the first time, after six seasons. Then Fox picked it up for another four because they needed something cheap to fill time on Friday nights and to further pander to that audience demographic.

Especially curious why they’d go this far for a product that, dollars to donuts, is not going to be on the market in 18 months.

It’s also important to remember that the BBFC, while more transparent than the MPAA in their justifications for ratings, was equally beholden to the personal quirks of its members. BBFC head James Ferman in particular had a number of very specific hang-ups about violence and weapons (He’s the reason so many 80's and…

Hah, I almost said in my original comment “On paper, this character sounds like a nightmare.” Weirdly, it works, and Champion’s performance goes a long way towards that success.

He was initially raised by the skeleton crew of human scientists and researchers left on Pandora, who nicknamed him Spider. It’s all covered in the movie (in about 15 seconds near the start.)