Spider rules, one of my few complaints about Way of Water was that Spider was separated from the Sullys for 2/3rds of the movie.

From cancelling everything that made the network nominally successful in the first place to taking blood money from an enterprise that not even diehard golf fans are interested in, I’d like to congratulate Nexstar for demonstrating a downright Muskian commitment to torpedoing the value of their multi-million-dollar…

Always found it funny that they burned their Star Wars episode - and thereby pushed the show into the summer of 1977 - before the end of the first season. For a show built around the idea of “It’s the 1970's!” they didn’t give themselves a lot of running room. (Looking it up, they managed - somehow - to stretch two…

“Hey Fez, remember when you were dating teenage girls when you were pushing 30?”

I think we can all agree: The Sky People deserve to suffer for their treatment of the Tulkun.

According to the developer Yuga Labs’ website, players need a “Sewer Pass” NFT to play, which can only be obtained by those who own a Bored Ape Yacht Club or Mutant Ape Yacht Club NFT, or through purchasing one from someone else who has the Sewer Pass.

Halo the show at least got the visuals right. I only watched the pilot but it one thing in less than 10 minutes that the games have never done in two decades, and that’s make the plasma rife come across as a terrifyingly powerful weapon. The scale of Spartans vs Humans vs Elites was spot on too. It’s a shame…

Like a lot of sodas with marginal market share, availability is bottler dependent. I feel like it’s still a Coke bottler staple across the South, but I haven’t actually looked for it in ages. Now I’m going to make a point of checking the shelves next time I’m at the store.

Picked up a 12 pack of this earlier in the week (Regular, because apparently the Zero Sugar variant hasn’t hit shelves in my area yet.) My review is that it’s like a “heavier” version of 7Up - a more substantial and sugary body, but with that tart, zippy finish that kind of spikes the back of your tongue.

I watched On Deadly Ground for the first time a year or two ago. That film is Seagal’s id put on celluloid, and it’s equal parts hilarious and infuriating. “You are about to go on a sacred journey. The journey will be good for all people. But you must be careful.”

Ah, the Dominos gambit: “We know we suck! We’re trying better!” Maybe they’ll follow the playbook by-the-letter and throw their head chef under the bus in a national television campaign.

“The Power of Tom Selleck” is why he’s doing those reverse mortgage ads where he has to say “This is not a scam” outright.

Based on Pass Thru, I’m pretty sure Neil Breen is trying to say “Fascism and genocide would be pretty good, actually, as long as the right people are in charge.”

Uh-oh, now they’re out of Syphon Filter games. How will Sony justify the Premium tier now that they’ve exhausted the franchise?

Tell me where the bomb Cordella virus Sentox nerve gas is!

I already know about the better version of Pringles, and it’s called Pringles Reduced Fat. One of the only fat free/reduced fat items my mom stocked our pantry with when I was a kid that I still readily reach for when I’m grocery shopping. Less fat means that they are less oily than normal Pringles, giving them a crisp…

The whole “Nepo Baby” discourse around celebs strikes me as a distillation of American attitudes about everything: “There’s something that’s been happening for a long time in a very visible forum, and I don’t like it!...But don’t you dare apply the argument I’m making to anything about to my own life! Those…

And that’s a low estimate; I was surprised to find that Russia was the second largest international market for the original at $120m.

I’ve never seen Exorcist III, but I’ve watched this scene time and again:

They didn’t mean to use that language, and they know that it was inappropriate for them to say in a court filing, or ever. It was just A Heated Gamer Moment, and they’re asking for your forgiveness.