All those released talents that HHH re-hired after Vince’s ousting gotta be sweating right about now. William Regal has been there for two days.

- The “$2b to break even” supposedly includes the performance of the sequel, since they filmed 2 and 3 simultaneously (And went ahead and shot parts of 4, since it’s mostly mocap and they had the talent there and suited/dotted up.)

I recall in the theatrical cut that when Kiefer’s character is finally introduced he gives the full rundown of the mystery and repeats a good bit of the opening narration in the process, word-for-word in places.

Will’s mistake was that he got it in his head “I want to be a Serious Actor, an Academy Award-winning Actor” and, post-I, Robot, started almost exclusively taking roles that completely suppressed his natural charisma.

If you’re talking The Marine and 12 Rounds-era Cena, I put that on WWE Films. After Dwayne left and pretty immediately became a successful mainstream actor, Vince McMahon was very keen on not letting that happen again (lest he miss out on his cut of the action) so they tried to get into the B-movie game with talent…

Put me in for a case of of Kane’s The Big Red Malbec (pairs nicely with anything off the grill.)

So first we hear that Cavill is out as Superman, then shortly thereafter we get the “Actually he’s become a real toxic presence on set, big GamerGate vibes from that guy, not fun to work with” news. Now, a few weeks after hearing that Dwayne’s not returning as Black Adam, we get this “Actually his ego is out of…

Bautista, as covered in that recent GQ profile, basically discovered that he actually wants to act and be something other than glowering muscle on-camera. Cena has no issue taking one on the chin or looking foolish if that’s what the role calls for (Ironic, given that he was WWE’s most protected guy for over a decade.)

Or check out his WWE stuff, he was a trunks and boots guy for his entire wrestling career.

The narration doesn’t completely answer the question of what’s going on, but it tells you enough major plot points outright to ruin the tension. It’s a bit like if The Matrix had opened with Morpheus saying “The Machines won the war against Humanity, but at great cost. Now they needed new ways of generating power to…

Dark City had one fatal flaw: The opening narration (added at the request of rock-stupid studio execs) that completely undercuts the mystery of the first half of the movie. It puts you so far ahead of the protagonist that you’re sitting there thinking “Well, I already know the true nature of Dark City, when’s this…

“Hotel pan baked spaghetti and cheese” sounds SO appealing to me right now. And looking up photos of the stuff...it’s exactly what I hoped it would look like, just a greasy, messy slab of heart stoppin’ goodness.

Agent 00[Cool “S”]

Octobussy

[Indy hands somebody a DVD copy of Honey Boy] “Just watch this, it’ll probably make sense. Oh, I used time travel to get this. That’s what this one’s about.”

UPDATE: Little Films has been cancelled and preemptively de-listed from the platform.

It wasn’t one of his reality shows, so it doesn’t count.

As noted in the article, they make a fantastic filling for Taco Bell burritos, primarily for their bulk. Many of TB’s burritos can enter “soggy diaper” territory as the beans, sour cream and sauces start to soak the tortilla, but the fries provide structure. The Cheesy Bean & Rice Burrito on the value menu is a great…

Hogwarts Legacy takes place roughly a hundred years before the books, which might explain the seemingly blase attitude of the in-universe characters to child torture

The only time I wanna hear about FAT Brands is when they’re announcing the expansion of the Bonanza Steakhouse chain, along with a “City Slickin’ Vampire-free Dining Rooms” promise.