I know, but given how these crappy apps have “disrupted” the restaurant industry by essentially holding them hostage and collecting what amounts to protection money, I don’t trust that they’re actually looking out for their employees for a second. I appreciate when an app will at least let me indicate “will tip with…

What, no love for his work on the music video for 3 Doors Down’s National Guard anthem “Citizen Soldier”?

And I, a 90's kid, was exposed to the concept on an episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast where Zorak made a reference to it. At some point in high school I grabbed some coffee creamers on the table and added them to my soda, aiming to get a laugh...and discovered that the combination is actually great. This resulted…

There have been a few times where I root through my fridge, stare at my cabinet, and decide “I’m not feeling any of this, I should treat myself, get some Chinese delivered or something.” Then I go through the order process, get to the checkout screen, and see $2.99 delivery fee, $1.99 convenience fee, tax, wonder if I…

“Okay, I’m headed out now...”

What’s the zone that swaps your cards’ power and cost? First game I played this morning, that was the first zone revealed when I had 2 of my important late-game cards in my opening hand. Both cards were now above 6 power - unplayable - and I basically lost the game before a single card could be placed on the table.…

I don’t know that I’d go that far. Maxim always felt crass and low-brow, and while Playboy had followed it down that gross dudebro path it still carried an air respectability from it’s earlier years when it had been a bawdy version of Esquire or GQ; a centerfold surrounded by longform pieces, short fiction, and…

Blender, maybe? That was when the publisher’s attempt to Maxim-up music magazines (And it died out pretty quickly, long before Maxim proper.)

My thirty(-plus)-year-old childless ass already wasn’t going to see this (in a theater, at least) - but c’mon, you don’t think it’s a little weird that they’ve cut two trailers now that seem to be actively avoiding having the lead character voice a complete sentence?

Turn of the century was definitely the heyday of Maxim/FHM. The harsh reality of launching a magazine catering to a young male demographic in the late 90's was that they were extremely online by the mid-00's. By 2006 it was not hard to find offers for a free Maxim subscriptions on the web as they attempted to boost…

I want a series about ScarJo parachute climbing aimlessly for an hour each week. The plot doesn’t begin until she’s revealed 100% of the map.

She was just trying to find out if she could, in fact, milk him.

Don’t worry, they can just unbronze him.

You joke, but...As recently as a year ago, I thought it would be impossible to match the original’s success. Now, though, I think he might be able to pull it off, thanks to the combined power of casual audiences with nostalgia for the original and the morbid curiosity of the haters/movie buffs. (He made the most…

I should add, King of the Hill went 4 for 4 on Thanksgiving episodes, in addition to “Spin the Choice”:

No episode of That 70's Show belongs on any “Best of” list, unless that list is “Best Of Unfunny Sitcoms Primarily Populated by Hardcore Sci-Tis and/or Sex Pests”

My friend John Redcorn has taught me how important the history of his people is, especially on this day. And I am the only one who saw fit to prepare a feast that honors the Native American culture - not my land-grabbing ancestors.

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Honestly his response should’ve just been barking them into silence.