Turns out that you can pay off the people with the power to stop it for pennies.

Maybe some sort of craft brew, but NJ.bet notes these prices are for “regular beer,” which we can assume is mass-market brew.

They should’ve gone all-in on a meta bit: Ralphie hanging out with his friends at the bar is an hour-plus, single-take scene where all they do is get sloshed while recapping the original film beat-by-beat over the course of some rote “Remember when?” conversations broken up by “Did your life turn out how you’d hoped?”…

Don’t worry, he’s just a few days ahead of the rest of us when the site goes down for good.

More for the rest of us!

My grandmother made something like a 7-tier Jell-O trifle one year; layer upon layer of standard Jell-O alternating with opaque ones and some creamy goop in there as well. I loved it and begged her to make it again...but I was the only one who loved it, and it was apparently a pain to make, so it never returned to the…

But also presents, and spending money. Spend more money to show Jesus you care.

Yeah, most places have laws against public drunkenness on the books. They’re just very lax about enforcing those laws and don’t carry a penalty of physical abuse.

Eat Punchbeef.

Yeah I’ve always been confused by the publicized Chinese box office numbers - Are the totals we see in the trades from before or after the Party takes their cut? If they’re pre-tax, it really makes me question why studios would handicap films released in dozens of other markets just to eke out a pretty middling…

“Uhoh, that voting booth selfie blew up in my face, how am I gonna change the conversation...”

He was the only person who ever really nailed different voices for Batman and Bruce Wayne without (ironically) making the distinction cartoonish. For almost two decades we’ve had movie after movie where actors adopt over-the-top grunts and growls for “Batman,” whereas Conroy achieved it with the slightest changes: A…

I was interested in checking this out for some schlocky “Down-home Stallone” but had no idea Terrence Winter was showrunning this. Between that and the review, I’m cautiously optimistic that it will hold my attention past the pilot.

Looks like the state increased its film tax rebate incentives significantly in early 2021, which I’m sure has a lot to deal with it.

My only pitch is something about Mel meeting the “sugarplum-tits fairy.” I’ll leave it to the Harvard grads to stretch that out to 7 insufferable minutes.

Yep. The early 00's frat boys who screamed lines from Chappelle’s Show - uncensored - on a daily basis are now a good part of the audience who laugh and applaud his transphobic material (and they still quote his routines, but now they have the “good sense” to do it behind closed doors.)

Both films are an intimate portrait of the Jewish-American experience, though Rogen’s is more light-hearted. (In the first act of TMNT, Michelangelo converts and receives an adult circumcision.)

To be fair, Christopher Nolan has that look on his face most of the time.