Nah he’s doing an Irishman.

For as much as Dwayne would run them, they could get a dozen B-listers and enough HGH and Tren a team of personal trainers and dieticians to make them all Dwayne-sized.

I’m excited for somebody to leak the metrics in the not-too-distant future showing that current HBOMax subscribers aren’t accessing the newly added Discovery Plus content, and vice versa.

I had no idea anybody took this seriously; I don’t know how you could take this seriously.

Nah that’s Twitter

I’ve been saying it for years now: Customers wished for a la carte cable, and the monkey’s paw made a fist.

The most infuriating part of Sony’s system is how, when you look at a game on the PS5 storefront, it lists a game’s install size as the combined PS4 and PS5 installs.

Yes. The transformation of Mickey from the old ink-and-paint look to modern Caucasian Michael Mouse is an art crime. In the process, he was also stripped of any personality or dimension - you can’t think of Mickey as a character, you can only think of him as a stand-in for Disney, the all-encompassing entertainment…

Da-boo-dee da-boo-dai

Ralphie from A Christmas Story, dopily narrating about the magic of his miserable childhood.

I don’t care for it; the characters aren’t endearing and I find it to be visually repulsive. I’ve wondered recently if the original intent was to make a movie that was a more actively acerbic take on nostalgia, but in the production process the harsher edges were sanded off and it became a paean to actual…

Well, that settles it for sure. The other 5.4 billion of us are going to drop any day now.

THAT is the sandwich I was thinking of! During my summers in college I’d drive across the state line to get cheap gas about twice a month, and as part of my trip I’d hit up the Sonic next to my usual gas station for lunch. Either a Toaster cheeseburger or a footlong Coney, tater tots and a large orange slush. It was a…

“When you hear something you’ve heard before, that’s comedy!”

Here’s the short version:

The show was definitely a case of diminishing returns - first season was phenomenal, second season very good, third...a mixed bag. Even Bryan Fuller couldn’t make the Hannibal Rising stuff work, and I’d still prefer to watch Manhunter over his take on Red Dragon (But the Verger stuff from Hannibal was squarely in his…

When games started adding DLC skins as a preorder bonus, I pretty quickly realized that I could list those codes on eBay and essentially turn them into a $10 off coupon.

But even then “History” was like “Boy WWII was wild, huh? Especially those Nazis, they were always up to something crazy! We should, uh, focus on them. A lot. Really focus on them. Everything they did, we’ll keep the genocide at arm’s length, but everything else...It’s just interesting, that’s all.” 

MTV is even below “cheap reality shows,” they air a couple (Paramount catalog) movies on the weekends, I think maybe two hours of new original programming a week, and the rest is reruns of Ridiculousness episodes (AKA “Here’s a couple non-comedians lazily talking over what’s essentially Russian snuff videos that we…

It was actually just 25, 30 copies of Blade II.