In the house of Targaryen, the answer to “Is this person my niece, my aunt or my cousin?” is a blanket “Yes.”

Viserys was far down the list of claimants to the throne and was only selected as Jaehaerys’ successor four or five years prior to where we start with the show. He had little to no preparation to be king, and he had the good fortune of inheriting half a century of peace and prosperity which is denying him the…

Is he gonna do gangsta rap again?

I would notice, because I wouldn’t be able to watch Lower Decks.

In retrospect Louie is a lot like Woody Allen’s work. Really well-done, singularly realized filmmaking that also serves as a giant flashing neon sign for the artist’s particular gross get-down.

A few years back I heard somebody speculate that the reason that lots of Americans associate Taco Bell with using the bathroom is that it’s because a meal at Taco Bell typically contains some form of beans, and thus it’s a rare source of significant dietary fiber for those people. It makes a lot of sense to me.

I hate “flatbreads” as a concept at all non-chain restaurants...but I gotta say, the Taco Bell and B-Dub varieties both look EXTREMELY appealing to me. I think it comes down to the fact that, at those places, I already know I’m about to eat some straight garbage in the place of a worthwhile meal and, if they want to…

Man, when I was a kid I wasn’t allowed to watch The Simpsons, the show about the “dysfunctional” family that goes to church every week and routinely demonstrates love for one another, but occasionally said “damn” or “ass.”

But don’t worry, folks, Dave’s Gourmet is committed to continuing to ship Pink Sauce unrefrigerated just as God intended.

Everybody in America gets a second chance...if they can afford it.

I can’t believe the guy who pitches reverse mortgages to old people where he says “This is not a scam” in the commercial would do anything untoward like that.

I just hear advertisementsengaging content from my friends at ScreenVision

“Boy, I hope he said ‘peanuts’...”

I don’t think this re-release is going to be big enough to bump it back to #3 on the all-time domestic chart, not with the sequel so close. It’s going to be Avatar die-hards only, everybody else will maybe cruise through the original on Disney+ to hype themselves up.

I love the Martell storyline that the show shortchanged and I especially love Quentyn’s arc. (“What happens when a guy gets Main Character Syndrome in the GoT world?”)

My working theory is that that R* made every character in the game world a miserable prick to assuage the player of hitting 50 civilians on their way to the job - even nobodies on the street bark vapid, hateful incidental lines. It’s a passive whisper to the player, “There are no good people in this world, don’t worry…

Agreed, but even the original Saints Rows, which was a pretty straightforward “become the best gang by murdering other gangs” narrative, didn’t get into the ugly stuff that 2 did. Again, I just appreciate that they didn’t ignore it in SR4 and had people bring up those plot points to the Boss in a “What was wrong with…

I hope we get some smallfolk perspective on Viserys (and his family) in the coming weeks. It’s very strange to be in this setting and not have the Targaryen name be an epithet.

My TV hard reset right before the, uh, “medical” scene. Like my Sony was asking me “Are you sure you want to watch this? I’m going to give you 30 seconds to think this one over.”