The tone of GTA games has always been “Everybody in America is a greedy, solipsistic sociopath (every male character) or a greedy, moronic narcissist (every female character,)” but by V it had become overwhelming. It’s one of those things where they somehow didn’t seem to take into account the fact that players could…

I really enjoyed SR4 primarily for the way it used its goofy, higher-than-high-concept premise to let Volition talk about the series itself. Like addressing the fact that “Freckle Bitches” is a terrible name for a fake restaurant chain, or how SR2 had a few missions revolving around intensely disturbing, nasty…

Has there been a more satisfying TV moment than when Nathan told the smarmy lawyer that he just signed a binding legal document, without reading it, that will hold him responsible for any penalties should the Dumb Starbucks stunt result in legal action?

Remember when Patton Oswalt started doing his routine about KFC’s “Famous Bowls”? That routine is now old enough to get its driver’s license.

I’m going to be real with you: This is exactly the kind of question The Killer would ask. Feigning ignorance, deflecting suspicion until the moment to strike. That is his game.

I am grateful to Wendy Williams for giving us the gift that is “Wendy Williams repeatedly mentioning The Killer”

I mean, technically, yeah, but that was like a single shot of a single scene, right? Kiera Knightly in TPM is in that same club; I’m told that she was in this movie, but I don’t know if I believe it.

Okay, just glad to hear that Toast-Yays aren’t going away. I always buy a box of whatever the new variety is for the sheer novelty but those were genuine winners in my book. Cinnamon maple shortbread with a hit of icing...pretty perfect with a cup of coffee.

I have vague, positive memories of Troy, but admittedly they’re mostly focused on seeing Rose Byrne for the first time.

“Chalupas of My Past” sounds like the next hit teen romantic drama series coming to Amazon Prime Video. Hang on, I’m feelin’ inspired...

Exactly. I really thought that we’d see a flip once again - Sony seemed to be entering this gen with incredible hubris, while MS had dusted themselves off after the XBone launch and had done a solid job of righting the ship of the Xbox brand. Their strategy with the Series X|S seemed pretty straightforward and they…

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The press release ends with AimJunkies suggesting that Bungie’s behavior is why Activision sold the company, and stating that it hopes the “wiser minds” at Bungie’s new owner, Sony, will help moving forward.  

Glad to know that, between this and Solar Opposites, Andy Daly has a steady gig as “Concerned if Slightly Confused Neighbor.”

I mostly want Elsa Bloodstone to turn up because it would add another member of the Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. roster to the MCU. (Captain ☠️☠️☠️☠️ can’t be far behind!)

They keep running one for Monte Markham.

I believe the Out for Justice story. Even if that’s the extreme telephone game version of the tale, I can 100% buy that a young (“Young”) Steven Seagal, with his already insane ego inflated by having two #1 opening weekends under his belt, was a mouthy big shot on the set who thought that he, the famous movie star,…

When the annual Black List of unproduced scripts comes out, I like to go through and count how many of them are about one or two people stuck in a single location/perilous situation. The confluence of them being cheap to produce but also an effective writer’s talent showcase that also demonstrates to producers that…

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I think The Great Mouse Detective is a better title for the movie it is, fight me. I’ve got absolutely no upper body strength but I think I can take 9 Old Men.