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I mean, I think the show’s lack of visibility with the public is much more easily attributed to the fact that it was on Epix.”

Ironically, it’s very funny that Zaslav wants to kill the mid-budget DC streaming projects when Disney is in the middle of what appears to be a very successful pivot to doing exactly that to fill gaps between their major MCU theatrical releases.

This is, allegedly, very true for overseas markets. Which is why it keeps happening.

Headline makes it sound like Elden Ring is going to narc on me for using a “water pipe” for substances other than tobacco.

War Zone’s cartoonish heightening seems to be the best way to tackle the character. There’s no attempt at “grit” or “realism” or giving Frank Castle any kind of pathos/interior life, he’s a hyper-violent cipher who exists in a nightmarish pulp noir world filled with criminal parkour gangs and easily accessible rocket

Benny Blanco, from the Bronx? He’s got a real heavy rep, wants to send over a bottle of champagne.

The children’s movie marketing machine will not be deterred, not even by a little thing like “Nobody likes to look at this character.”

And yet, not a single damn parfait to be seen.

Forcing them to use a previous round’s finished dish for the next course would kick ass, I’m shocked that they haven’t done that yet. Even better, make them use the dish that got the last person eliminated. “Last two contestants, you have to make dessert using the undercooked coq au vin that got Jeremy sent home.”

Well, Theon needed to get his dingus cut off to grow as a character.

I watched a lot of HGTV over the last couple of years with my grandmother, because it was easy-watching, undemanding fare that distracted from the Stage 4 cancer. Outside of that specific situation I can’t say I would want to watch a second of it. (I subscribed to Discovery+ last year when they had a 99-cent trial deal

Not making a sequel to the movie is a mild error compared to Squenix offloading all their Western publishers/franchises at a fire sale price with no clear rationale. (Lots of speculation that they want to be purchased by Sony, but they also announced they wanted to go big on NFTs right before that market mercifully

It’s how I know folic acid is good for my colon.

...this is my wife.”

Of course they’d want to ruin the only streaming service I actually like.

Explicit Content label on the album art. She cussin’ on this one!

I liked Bad Dad Space Dad in spite of itself and would definitely be interested in seeing how it plays without the heavy-handed narration cropping up repeatedly to break the trance.

“Huh, maybe after a decade and a half audiences have grown tired of the same old thing and want new experiences.”

If filming kids inside a public restroom wasn’t enough, I don’t think a mediocre game will do the job.

Or Seven Pounds.
Or The Pursuit of Happyness.
Or Collateral Beauty.