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My parents recently dropped cable but added Peacock Premium because it has some of the NBC/Golf Channel’s PGA coverage they were losing. They shared their login info with me (since I let them use mine for basically every other streaming service) and my initial review of the Peacock offerings is: Yikes!

He’s pushing his own beer now, and you know it has a right wing “patriotic” bent to it (“Faith American” brand lager.) My parents showed me photos that some of their friends posted to Facebook of Grammer doing a similar promotional gig, shaking hands and handing out cans at a golf course a while back. I told them I

Dude has a foot fetish that routinely made its way into his Nickelodeon sitcoms starring young actresses. Then, as a “promotional tactic” for the show Sam & Cat, Schneider made a request on Twitter asking for fans to write the show’s title on their feet and post photos with a hashtag, with the promise that he’d follow

Foot-long residual receipts, if you catch my meaning.

Another one of those “Responsible gun owners” I keep hearing about

https://www.amazon.com/Dukes-Heavy-Duty-Mayonnaise-Gallon/dp/B013JB4WZA

Personally I hope “more culturally sensitive” translates to “We didn’t exclusively populate the game world with first draft sex/scatological gags.” One of the world’s largest and most successful media franchises, and you can’t go ten seconds without encountering a “joke” that even a teenage boy would find pretty tired

You forgot the most important red flag: A self-published fantasy novel written by a 15-year-old.

The day is mine! I’ll take Famous Titties for $800.

[30 minutes into the movie]
“...HEY! That’s also David Warner.”
Yeah, Crow.

Cautiously optimistic. Loved S1 but by the end of S2 the show was losing me, it felt like it was treading water (Dr. Psycho in particular was getting very tiresome.) The show always shines when it explores the DCU outside of the core character group, though, so I’m glad to hear there’s more of that this year.

I’ve only watched Out of Sight once and I remember thinking the entire time how this would be a great movie...if the lead actress wasn’t so completely leaden and inert. I owe it to myself to give it another shot but on that first viewing I was stunned by how out of her depth Lopez came across.

I remember being at a Chuck Palahniuk reading of “Guts” where somebody fainted, after word had started going around online that someone had fainted had happened at one of his first public readings of the piece. It felt very performative from the other guy in my audience.

Knockout City is a great game, but the Switch version is terrible. Either the system is truly not powerful enough to run it or the devs put no effort into the port. In a game based around quick reflexes and rapidly absorbing visual info, having to put it into a janky low-resolution mode just to achieve a steady

Ubi dragged their feet on “Assassin’s Creed in feudal Japan” so long that Sucker Punch beat them to it.

In a recent game I successfully hit an Iron Giant with enough Taz seasoning to turn him into a roast chicken and KO him at like 80 damage. Very satisfying.

Just watched Public Enemies for the first time about a year ago myself - it’s lower-tier Mann, but I liked it. The use of DV combined with the very detailed 20's production design does make for a wildly dissociative experience.

Starting to think that this buyout might not be a net positive for the brands under the Warner umbrella!

I’m fine with pineapple on its own as a topping, but it really works playing support to bolder flavors. The Hawaiian variation that won me over was at a dearly departed local place - pineapple, andouille sausage, shredded smoked chicken breast and a dash of Tabasco. The one-two punch of smoked meats tempered the