It’s honestly just about the same voice from that recording of him chewing out the lighting guy for ruining the shot.

I could’ve guaranteed they’d sell at least one ticket for this turkey, had my grandmother not passed away just a week ago. Alas!

Avon Barksdale defends New Batch of Heroin on the Corners, feels “really good” about its launch

The number one thing that always sticks with me about that movie is the old hitman’s introductory scene, where he’s casually playing Russian Roulette by himself with a pillowcase full of revolvers when Caan calls him to take on a job.

Oh yeah, Mack’s introductory scene at that ramshackle hut in the middle of a Southern dirt field, giving his mother a brass door knocker for Christmas (Charlie Brown-ass tree standing behind them) and promising that “When I go pro, I’m gonna get you the house to go with it...” Find the viewer that doesn’t say “Uh-oh”…

I mean, dude did two Frank D’Angelo movies. He wasn’t above working for a paycheck, any paycheck.

Oh, Coach Winters is a craven opportunist to be bone. If he were a genuinely decent guy, we would’ve seen some of that in his scene with Alvin Mack in the hospital - But instead he’s just there for the prefunctory farewell to a guy who he has no use for injured. He knows Mack is barely literate and going back to…

Uncomfortable hugs and gaudy Hawaiian shirts for everyone!

“I smoke a bone, then I drink a 2-liter of Sunkist in, like, a second.

Counterpoint: Macross 7 is a gem.

This game looks like a lot of fun (It reminds me of the Attack of the Friday Monsters! on the 3DS, which isn’t surprising as that was also a Kazu Ayabe-directed title) but I would pay double if they included a “mid-00's Funimation Shin-Chan dub” version.

Bad news: A lot of old people who should know better got caught up in the grift too, and as a result the collapse of speculative digital assets is cascading across actual financial markets.

Buttermilk pancakes filled with fresh banana slices and topped with creamy banana pudding, more banana slices, NILLA® wafer cookie pieces, whipped topping and Minion sprinkles.

Grade B, for “Ba-na-na”

A subtly-fascist police procedural on American network television? You don’t say!

Speaking for all of my fellow Millennials, who are still very young and even more hip, I can only absorb media these days when they are presented as “Quick Bites” on my phone.

“One in a million shot, doc!”

I mean, with a modicum of effort (which in this case amounts to using the toaster oven instead of the microwave and having some patience) you can make infinitely better nachos with essentially the same method. Toast your chips for like 5 minutes, dump the canned beans and shredded cheese on them, bake for maybe 10…