Ewww. That’s all I can say. Ewwww.

She found Jesus for about three years, disavowed all her previous writings and wrote a novel about Jesus or something. Then realized that was absurd and did another about face.

At least Ann Rice didn’t pretend to be normal

God this writing is so so bad. How embarrassing for everyone involved.

My only response:

Ohhhh dear, you went into that one cold?

Shit, seriously. At least Rice can write a good sex scene and points out when something is actually abusive.

The attention.

I tried one with singers, one with monks and another random one, all sexy in random weird ass ways.

Are you talking about the witches books? Because...wow. And agreed.

Ooh ooh you forgot to mention The parents joke about their fetus liking sex! Excuse me while I vomit.

I never thought much of Robert Pattinson until he called out his character for abusive, controlling behavior.

Spoilers! The relationship continues to be super abusive, and the lead characters continue to be awful. Now with a baby at the end, to reinforce a bit of heterosexual domesticity and balance out all that naughty hardcore XXX spanking.

It’s important for us to remember that Muslims are not responsible for what happened. These were men who did not practice true Islam

There are two other people that I know of who escaped from the elevator bank that day.

And kind of a wasted opportunity since there was a pretty remarkable case of survival in which a group of a half dozen or so people trapped in an express elevator managed to pry open the doors and chisel a hole in the dry wall to make an escape. They were, if I remember correctly, the only people to escape from an…

I thought that was Caitlyn Jenner for a hot sec.

Yup, they all survive. What a letdown.