Having lived in 400 sf at length on two different occasions: I get you, but I also now enjoy having room to put things in.

This is why I got myself some very fancy knockoff Fenty X Puma fuzzy slippers. They are very chic, and they prevent me from stepping in cat gravel, which just makes me irrationally cranky.

lol rite?

I read an article, I can’t remember the name of the magazine, that was about the houses that the super rich build, or remodel. One family turned a lovely farmer house (think Green Gables) into a giant monstrosity that was so large they incorporated the silo into the house, and made a lego room for the children in the…

I manage supportive housing for the formerly homeless, and that house is bigger than our facility that houses EIGHTY PEOPLE. ::eye twitch::

I would dedicate one entire room to just housing the cat box, i will tell you that.

It’s tasteless and horrible. Just like Betsy and the whole DeVos family.

I’ve been to the DeVos’ “entertaining condo” in Grand Rapids, a luxury, two story PH owned just for throwing parties (I was naive enough at first to think it was their son’s actual home). The Libertarian adopted “Don’t Tread on Me” flag flies off the balcony, and I wondered, “how could anyone, ever, possibly trample…

It’s even more insane, my dudes. That’s the pool house on the left, apparently:

there’s really no way to build a non-appalling 22,000-square-foot mansion?

I’d just like to note that at 22,000 square feet, this house officially has 10 times the finished space that my house (which houses myself, my husband, our two children, and our two cats) has.

My advice would be check out Meetup.com, find stuff that interests her and meet people that are also interested in those things. Less pressure than jumping into online dating if she’s on the fence about that, and more fun and learning and doing stuff.

Water the African violets from the bottom. I know this now since I did the same thing, years ago, housesitting. :(

Everyone else gets a participation trophy.

Millenials are achieving ‘girls bathroom’ levels of mystery and intrigue.

It’s like tan being considered a sign of lower-class menial workers — and therefore unattractive. Until Coco Chanel began sunning on her yacht, and then instantly it became a sign of wealth and prestige.

As a millennial, I just harvested my two favorite plants last Sunday. Will start the process again near the end of next Spring. Big fan of greenery.

They are probably all growing their own avocado trees so they can disrupt the avocado toast industry and crash the one growth area they created, devious little fuckers.

The memo refers to the heartless and unusually expansive raids as “Operation Mega,”

My cats do this too. It escalates sometimes, but usually the smaller one backs down before claws and chasing make an appearance.