There was an interview early on that explained robots are basically riddled with targets that will asplode with all due drama when a guest aims their gun - I like this because then the park could even give guests a difficulty slider like in video games where “ok your shot was close enough, gold star!”

Sorry, how was there anything left of the creep-meter after giraffe-cowboy opened his fucking septic pus-oozing sore of a mouth? I used to think I hated Silicon Valley but this... I don’t have words for this.

haha I knew some nerd would bring that up (and I mean that in the most loving way, how would I know if I weren’t also a huge nerd)

My westworld dream is that some idiot would mistake me for a robot, and I would go along with their kink, then I would laugh at them and go “now a real human knows your kink, why didn’t you just join fetlife or something you dummy”

Total missed opportunity to make a Robin Wright robot-hunting robot. They were so close!

Showing her wig would be more freedom than half the actual human beings in Saudi Arabia get, so...

He did the first. Will get back to you on the second... I do so try to avoid hearing that clod’s voice.

Zaphod for prez!

You can’t convince me that Trump even knows who’s in that portrait. I bet he makes a point of never touching anything less than a hundo (except to demand every penny of his change back).

I’m really beginning to wonder if she has a lazy eye and got super bad advice on how to hide it, or if it’s an illusion from the makeup wizardry behind those caddywompus eyebrows.

If nobody has a spoof Nixon twitter account yet I release that idea to gambol freely in the world imagination.

Civil war, huh? That must have been under Obama. I mean, I have it under good authority that he was the “most divisive president EVER” so it must have been then.

It’s really not even debatable, at least to the extent that she believes it to be true. The Glob did a deep dive and corroborated the family lore with many people back in OK, including a cousin who didn’t even know Warren was running for anything.

I heard that Herself stopped adding to the pack a few years ago in anticipation of, you know, being mortal. Has she reversed course on that or are the numbers actually dwindling?

Oh tough titty. The English royal family is the most heavily State-subsidized tourist attraction in the world. There is literally no other reason for them to exist besides feeding their own little gossip magazine industry.

You don’t have to do any of these things now. There’s no law that you have to do them at all! You’re super busy and any decent person is not going to look back on your sexual resume and tut-tut over a lull before graduation. Sadly there are lots of sub-decent people in the world but at least some of them will filter…

Same advice we routinely give guys about talking to girls - they’re just people! See if you can find a hobby or class(*non-school! Get out of that fishbowl) group that makes you feel comfortable before you fret about sizing its members up for sexual compatibility.

The best sex advice I ever got was that you’ll probably think back on first times pretty often, so try to have them with someone you won’t mind reminiscing about.

My first kiss was around your age and it was a somewhat older dude (like late 20s/early 30s) who wiggled his tongue side to side in my mouth real fast then sat back with this smirk like “you’re welcome.”

No, sometimes people know. Maybe you didn’t. That’s cool. It doesn’t invalidate anyone else’s experience and reasons, though, so the “oh you’ll change your mind!” routine is um, unhelpful?