You might or might not find the label helpful, but if you google around for “aromantic” there are support forums and all that jazz for people who feel similarly. Sometimes overlaps with asexual, but not necessarily.

I decided a long time ago not to have kids, and now Trump could well hold power through the end of my fertile years, so I meet the monthly hormonal twinge with a hearty eye-roll.

Sure wish I knew the reason people keep trotting out that garbage phrase. Why bone cancer in children? A reason, right?

I thought Armisen was already kind of called out a couple years ago but nobody cared. IIRC his MO was to push newish girlfriends into degrading stuff they weren’t into, then the instant he managed to wear them down, ghost the shit out of them and pick new prey.

Last time I went looking, there were lots at the grocery in that Strawberry shopping center next to the In-N-Out. Good luck! I’m sure pheasant is nice but at the time I was just so pissed not to be able to lay hands on a turkey.

You really think a serial groper wouldn’t be a rapist, if they were guaranteed to get away with it?

Yeah, we aren’t hurting the dems by calling for his resignation - he hurt dems by being a serial groper shitnugget.

Yup. Men who get one accusation from decades ago and are forgiven by their victim — okay. Not great but it’s possible to see as a stupid mistake and/or misunderstanding that they have learned from and have since become better people (and I don’t necessarily mean Franken here, he has been dead to me since that “joke”…

The meat is pretty similar to duck, but a duck doesn’t give you cup after cup of goose fat.

My family used to put up with Marie Callendars when we were in Bakersfield and someone called the cops on us for watering the yard during closing on our new house. Wtf America. But they’d bring whole carafes of lemonade so yay.

I used to be hardcore team pecan pie. Then I moved away from home and made it myself, discovering in the process that it’s basically corn syrup pie with a few pecans on top.

My birthday is mid-Oct and I like to do “thanksgiving” then so I don’t have to fight with extended family over the correct stuffing format or whatever, but it is such a nightmare to find turkeys out of season.

Go 450 or go home!

I can roast a mean turkey, but it’s not my favorite. No matter how tender, to me, it tastes like chicken that’s about to go off. Good for taquitos and enchiladas, not great on its own.

I had DDs when I was 12 (and not obese, thanks gross men for giving me a lifetime of experience knowing that it’s ok for them to harass me for my chest size, but only ok for me to comment on it if I’m also proportionally thin, otherwise I should feel grateful for the attention).

If more than like 3% of reported rape (RAPE) cases ended with a conviction, maaaybe you might have the blurry outline of a potential point?

I know you’re right but for some reason I’m especially galled by the amateurishness of this particular fraud.

What’s to understand? Look at that douchebag and imagine what he can possibly have to lecture us about.

Finger-wagging flaccid-hair Jesus caption contest!

Plus it’s absolutely not his. “Questionable authenticity” is putting it way too mildly, like granting equal time for climate deniers because showing “both sides” is fair or something. It’s crap. Source: Literally every other thing Da Vinci ever painted.