Yeah, he was also amazing in The Proposition, written by Nick Cave of all people.

That's some of the funniest shit I've read in a long time.

Holy crumple zone!

First draft pick.

I saw/smelled one of these at the Atlanta Botanical Garden years ago. The smell assaulted me from about 40ft from the flower, before I could even see it. I didn't think it smelled bad, definitely musky and intense, but no rotting smell to me. Maybe more like roasted meat - kinda nice.

Totally agree except for Iron Giant. What a piece of shit that movie was. My husband liked it though, so he's probably on your side.

That's not a vagina. That's a garage.

@Pannonica: Word. I live in the oasis of Charleston. You speak the truth.

Just had a nerdgasm.

Antinous: Hadrian's lover. So pretty, a city was named after him.

@mtraptor: So agree.

Now that's a weird fetish. Not to mention counter-productive.

Well, now I'm depressed...

I was waiting for someone with much more patience than I to condense the juicier parts of this. Thank you.

I made a sandwich today.

@pennies.allover: You're right. It is off topic, but a good point nonetheless.

Is there a no criticism policy at Jezebel? I'm confused.