Oops, missed the cutoff, but here’s mine:

I was on Browns Island in Virginia watching Dave Matthews Band (before everyone knew who they were - maybe ‘93). Their show was running long, and they were the openers for Widespread Panic. Apparently WP wasn’t so keen on them taking up their show time, because one of the guitarists came on stage and started tuning…

I had the same experience - no pain or bleeding, but I did horseback ride a lot back then (not a euphemism), so maybe that was why.

My husband, about a coworker: ”If he’s circumcised, they threw the wrong part away.”

My husband and I got married at the Mary Gay House in Atlanta in 2006. I was wearing a white silk number, and the photographer wanted to take some photographs of me in the lovely green park that abuts the Mary Gay House. It had rained the night before, so I had to be extra careful to not get any Georgia red clay on…

Speaking as a SC driver (Charleston), none of this surprises me. In fact, this looks a lot like my daily drive.

My brother couldn't make my wedding because his flight was delayed on the way back from Cancun. He had originally scheduled to make it in just before the wedding (so thoughtful). Instead, he and his girlfriend, looking tanned and relaxed, made the last bit of the reception. He blamed me for being late, saying I…

Too many legs- a phobia of mine.

Arrest of Adrian Peterson (reported by @MarkBermanFox26) stems from the disciplining of a son with a switch, source says.

Acid-washed anything.

You are the first person to get that reference! I also have a supply store called Jet Powered Supply.

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Check out Monkey Navigated Design on Etsy. Good stuff (I realize I'm slightly biased.)

Exorcist 3

Maybe it comes with $225 inside?

She's as covered as most of the other people there. I just admire her confidence, and I think she's lovely on top of that.

I think she's beautiful.

Don't know, but that's an interesting theory.

We're on a zipper fault, for what it's worth, which looks exactly like it sounds.

Yeah, that was rough.