Meh.

@rubberlobster: I admire your classical nerdism.

@SAmber: Mom?

"I'll jump in front of a bus... for history."

Is that zombie a good kisser?

I thoroughly enjoyed the slide finale of the car jumping.

I'm confused too- how is this guy famous again?

Does she ever swallow her food? I see her take bites and go, "Mmmm...", but have never seen an actual swallow.

Freshman year college was such a blur- I do remember, however, smoking out of an apple just for variety's sake. You know, sometimes the pipe/bong/joint/one hitter gets boring.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: No no, that's the left sock knome. He lives in your dryer.

"I wouldn't have broken your ankle if you'd given me the credit card the first time I asked."

"Nipples hard as coral"? What the fuck?

I just had a gemgasm.

They gave her some beefcake arms - bet she's not happy about that.

Any day now Casey Affleck is going to announce this is all a hoax.

Have to have the ones in the upper left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Alabamaborn: So maybe he really is a girl and it's just self-loathing?

I thought he was a girl in the first picture. Hmm.

@la.donna.pietra: OH my god!