He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Better yet, his girlfriend is Xenu.

Grab her by the triangle?

Doing the most with the least.

Student of the game, that one. A real gym rat.

I admire his high motor and basketball IQ.

He probably had a strong work ethic and worked hard to develop his abilities.

I for one admire his scrappy, deceptively fast effort.

Hola, amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I’ve rapped at ya, but your old buddy Jim’s been knee-deep in a river of blue shit lately.

Do you also only buy cars whose parts were hand-machined? Clothes that are hand-sewn? Do you own a buggy whip?

“PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA”

I thought that scene looked familiar.

My personal favorite - Oil Can Boyd

Glad you asked!

First Kaepernick and now McDonough... doesn’t anybody respect the flag anymore??

Felicity Jones is 32, so let’s assume her character is also 32. I’m sure there’s an official number, but from the prequels themselves we can estimate the Death Star started construction about 20 years before ANH. That would make her character about 12 when the Death Star construction starts. She looks to be about 6 or…

You already forgot the 2015 pre-draft hype over McDavid/Eichel and who was the greater generational talent? I’m happy for you, because it is burned into my soul. If you do remember it, though, then why are you asking these questions?

“Their” franchise player. There is literally nobody more important on the Sabres roster right now, which is the general definition of a franchise player.

Oh the NHL season opens tonight? I must have missed all that advertising the league has been doing

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