“I have a gift basket delivery for a Sandy Alderson.”

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.

Well, she’s kinda a hack. Her subsequent seasons of her show have been... tired in terms of the comedy and she just went through a huge issue where she was fine with a misogynist giving her show value as long as it was under the radar.

Any lighting?

That’s ridiculous. An AL team would never sacrifice bundt.

Always a bat flip truther. It was an emphatic bat flip and anawesome sequence.

Looks like

*fumbles with sunglasses*

Dusty Baker had a nice story after the game about how this was the first triple play he’d ever actually witnessed. His only other opportunity he’d missed apparently because he’d left the dugout for a mid-game bathroom break, only clued onto something cool happening when he came back to see the dugout celebrating.

WELL…

Triple plays are fuckin cool as hell

They must have edited out the Charles Whitman questions.

Umpires became worried when Adrian Beltre complained of “a bunch of tiny, wet little creatures” touching his head millions of times.

England sees your slow clap and raises you slow, ponderous attack devoid of ideas.

What the shit. Did my Deadspin bookmark turn into the button from The Box or something?

Yes you do. Yes you fucking do.

Ball don’t lie, the better amateur team won.