I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

If one of those dogs left a dump on the field of Old Trafford, they’d be making a real statement about being a viable late season replacement for Fellaini

That is very very awesome. I did not think they could do it even as recent as January.

If he asked to borrow toilet paper, I’d tell him to just use a sock.

The Kouyaté goal that should have been. Siiiigh.

Jon Moss’ officiating was woefully inconsistent, but even as a Hammers fan I can’t complain.

At least by using not winning, it keeps Spurs further away. We do not want Spurs to win the title.

Team trainers also report that immediately after hearing the snap, the jukebox began playing and the Polasky twins became suddenly randy.

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

Depends on your perspective? “Erin” is an Anglicized version of “Eirinn”, which is one of the forms in Gaelic for “Eire” = i.e., Ireland. “Eireann” is the genitive, like “of Ireland,” so the Dail Eireann is, literally, “Assembly of Ireland” (one of the houses of their legislature).

To be fair, your mom is pretty hot.

Bills fans might be the only people who are less insurable than WWE wrestlers.

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Shots at RFK usually don't miss

It must only be for show, because YEAH RIGHT like any Packers fan could actually fit in a Smart car.

I figuratively love you, Larry.

The quarterback flopped. Maybe it was more of a splat or a thud, but there was some kind of noise, I'm sure, before he died.

the best part was the expressions of utter shock on viewer's faces

Man, I had a feeling this was going to be Messi.

Gotze really spread this one wide open.