I don’t mean this to sound how I’m sure it’ll sound, because I love me some Walton Goggins and think he’s a handsome man, but... holy shit, he kinda DOES look like a Fallout ghoul and I absolutely see him in that role.

The Z3 in Goldeneye was such a kick in the teeth, painfully blatant product placement specifically because it didn’t DO anything. It has all these cool features and the only thing they show it doing that a normal car doesn’t is a small screen popping up for radar scanning, what a waste. I don’t care what the…

Oh man, the Wikipedia page for this thing is a thrill ride all on its own. At the very least, I’d watch a Fyre Festival-style documentary about the production.

Someday, somebody is going to go through a TV guide circa 1987 and just reboot every show listed on Thursdays

I’m worried they’re going to try to explain stuff, and that’s not going to go well.

Every time I see one of these that’s been “tastefully modified” I try to visualize how much the owner has hooned the everloving shit out of it.

Tipping the vending machine will NOT result in free product :p

Don’t watch his video, watch the video of guy scrutinizing his video.  

I would absolutely watch a movie about Belichick and the Patriots’ dynasty that had all the cadences and beats of a standard rousing sports movie, but all the big story moments are just Belichick and the franchise gloriously embracing ruthless amorality.

The film’s one good history joke—the casting of Tom Hollander in the triple role of King George V, Tsar Nicholas II, and Kaiser Wilhelm II—turns out to be a squandered stunt;

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We need a new game here specifically for ads like this that look on the surface to be too good to be true.

I watched a bunch of episodes of the UK version of L&O and it’s amazing how the cop half of the show was basically lifted straight from the original episode (the UK version just remade US episodes, at least at first), and then they’d get to the Order half and it was just crazytown. 

Anyone want to bet that Dancy will be doing his American accent for this? I’m thinking it’s about 99.9... ah fuck it, 100% certain.

Sneakers. Not only was it eerily prescient about computer tech and its implications, how can you top:

Robert Redford
Sidney Poitier
Mary McDonnell
Dan Ackroyd
Ben Kingsley
David Strathairn
River Phoenix
James Earl Jones
Stephen Tobolowsky

I will throw in my vote here for one of my all-time favorites: Silverado. Kevins Kline and Costner, Danny Glover, Brian Dennehy, Jeff Goldblum, Rosanna Arquette, Linda Hunt, John Cleese (of all people), the list just goes on and on. Everyone turns in a magnificent performance and it is SO MUCH FUN!

I know this might be an unpopular answer but I think alcohol is only a good gift if you know that the person drinks, that they’re OK with their level of drinking and that they will actually drink what you’ve given them. I’ve had a few times in my life when I’ve tried to curtail my drinking. When I turned 40 I was…

That baby has racked up an insurmountable amount of debt and went a couple rounds playing Fronthand/Backhand with The Recruiter, so I would place your bets carefully.

A baby would be terrible in the Squid Game.  They fucking suck at “Red Light/Green Light”.  Most can’t even walk yet and those that can have no control on their ability to stop 

Yep. “Oh yeah, this plane burned Chuck Yeager’s face off in his prime. You’ll be fine after some orientation though”.