One of the most darkly funny scenes in all television

I tried watching Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet on there once. But the branding never came up for some reason, so I never knew for sure. Was it Tubi, or not Tubi? That is the question I was asking myself.

Does the person who wrote this really think that José O’Rourke is such an implausible name? I guess they aren’t familiar with the Chilean independence hero Bernardo O’Higgins.

No reason to stereotype, but I think most would agree by definition this fits...

I still say we need an NCIS: 1812 spinoff.

If there is a God, then He created Barbieland out of anger. The dream houses portend nightmares and agony. In Weird Barbie’s eyes I see only a blank stare that speaks of a half-bored interest in fashion.

I cannot kill my friend.

“I mean has she even acted in years?”

This is giving big “It’s gonna be a Super Bowl ad” energy

Ah, the Dark Pinocchio genre, which the French call pino noir.

“Functional Water” is bullshit and reminds me of a joke that probably predates Penn Jillette, but he’s the one I heard tell it.

And can do a Rubik’s Cube in 3 minutes, 12 seconds! ...which is a passable time for somebody who has gotten the hang of the “beginner’s method” but hasn’t really focused on getting their time down. The world record is 3.13 seconds.

Can there be a category for good films that are still terrible biopics of their subjects? A Beautiful Mind comes to mind. Crowe was excellent, the movie was touching and interesting, but you get a very distorted view of John Nash, his wife, his work, and his illness.

Getting it “right” is nice, but it’s far more important to be gracious to the folks around you when they pronounce something incorrectly. Unless they’re going to be embarrassed by the others around them or have their food messed with, there’s no real value in correcting them if most people can tell what they mean.

I raised a very small flock of backyard chickens. We had 3, never any more. They are great pets but a bad way to replace having eggs. If you think of the eggs as a bonus to owning chickens then its great otherwise you are paying something like 5 dollars an egg after you buy all the stuff it takes to keep chickens.

Any larger and it gets difficult for Lakitu to lift the carts and return them to the raceway.

I mean, let’s not ignore they also typed the amazing portmanteau “Sonly” which should be used for all future Sony exclusives.