I really want to believe that someone went in to trade their Aventador for like, 40 new Rio’s.

Bioshock would have been a more interesting game if they’d done what Levine wanted to and made doing the morally right thing harder (where you’d be forgoing Adam by saving the little girls rather than harvest them), rather than roughly equivalent. Apparently the publisher didn’t think that players would try to save…

I would have enjoyed Bioshock so much more if it had been an adventure game.

The case of Bioshock is really weird because there are hundreds of fps (or Deus ex like) narrative games, but this one feels like an adventure game where the puzzles were removed to replace them with shooting (it reminds a lot of Morpheus... Well, Cryostasis was actually the arcade Morpheus but anyway). The…

1- Respect (Aretha Franklin)

“Well pardner, looks to be high noon - ‘spose I better mosey myself on over to algebra class.”

Flo was a free DLC character for ModNation Racers! That synergy really lifted both ships.

Brunch scene: 

You do not like Green Squares of Scam?

I would not eat them on a dare,

“There’s something very important we need to do as soon as possible.”

Not in my book.

Does it have to be spoken?

“You met me at a very strange time in my life”

You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning’s crashin’ and the thunder’s rollin’ and the rain’s coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and…

Reporter: Thanos, your children failed to acquire the Mind Stone, any comment?

My then 6-year old daughter declaring that Infinity War was “the worst movie I’ve ever seen” after the super-downer ending, then proceeding to obsess for the next year over how the story was going to end, was one of my favorite movie-related experiences of my life. Not to re-litigate this old argument again, but I…

I refuse to believe this. Sonny Chiba cannot die, he has merely gone to seek out his last revenge.

They could very easily start by re-making all the now-classics, but with LGBTQ leads. Body Heat was made like 37 years after Double Indemnity, and this year marks 40 years since Body Heat, so it’s not like it’d be too soon or something.