Don’t Breathe 2:  Hating to Exhale

You know what this feels like? It feels like liberal arts college departmental politics.

The theater department gets troubling reports about an older tenured male professor concerning interactions with students and staff, and instead of firing his ass, the college asks HIM which classes he would feel most comfortable…

Did anyone else think that this headline meant there was going to be a White Russian flavor?

Cummins 6BT
Power a car! Power a truck! Power a boat! Fuckit power a building! Cummins 6BT.

It’s pretty clear ever since the KFC Famous Bowl aka Failure Pile aka Sadness Bowl that America’s culinary destiny is hurtling toward an inevitable black hole wherein every unhealthy element of the nation’s food culture — fast food, fried food, massive portions — would glom together and collapse in on itself.

It also annoys me that they’re heavily implying that she wrote the song, when it was an Otis Redding cover.

“Elefantenrennen” is the greatest thing I learned this week.

With Hoth and Faux-Hoth they were almost halfway to a Margarita. Hopefully one of the Disney+ spin-offs will give us the Lime, Triple Sec and Tequila planets.

So that’s why he’s called Winnie the Pooh.

seems like the whole point should be to attract a new audience with people who were famous in, like, 2005, rather than do weird sequel episodes that are following other weird sequel episodes.

When did Hollywood decide that adding or subtracting a “The” was sufficient to distinguish between movies, even if they came out only a few years apart and feature overlap in casts? Anyway, I hope you all buy the debut album from my band, Beatles.

That’s so bizarre they keep saying poker, and in some scenes he’s playing poker, but being able to count cards is of almost no use in poker (unless you’re playing seven card stud, and even there it’s not super important). Counting cards is a blackjack skill. 

As a dev working working some hardcore end-game Raid content for a famous shooter-looter a few years ago I added a door with a button that looked like a riddle to get access to some loot. The button was just connected to a “change button to a random color” and I duplicated the setup right a little further  this time…

The easiest way to tell them apart at the nursery is that french lavender has little teeth on the sides of its leaves, while English is smooth. (Its species name is dentata for this reason).

My ground school instructor way back in high school (early 80's) was a former Marine fixed wing pilot who made his living crop-dusting. As part of emergency instructions he pointed out that we should always be aware of differences in the color of any open fields because in NW Oklahoma (wheat country) a dark field…

Boone’s Farm is not allowed at youth soccer games.

Im going to commission Mitsubishi to make a Mirage with a bespoke compartment that perfectly holds two gas station hot dogs and keeps them at their optimal temperature of 117 degrees Fahrenheit and a cooled cupholder specifically designed to match the aesthetic of my favorite Monster Energy flavor - Zero Ultra.

A Dalmatian shoots her parents in Crime Alley.

The cold open is her parents getting eaten by a pack of feral dalmatians.