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Job Interview:

“Just switch to paste, like I did” - Eli Manning.

Honestly, I’d have an easier time believing Euron pulled that magical dragon-controlling horn mcguffin from the books out of his ass and took control of Rhaegal than having the ultimate weapon in this war end up being ‘dumb fucking crossbows’.

We reached the conclusion that it’s more likely than not that this person was using that hand signal as a racist way of interfering with everyone’s enjoyment of the game. That investigation has almost reached its conclusion.

He probably hates his regular visits to Japan for these commercials, being a big movie star slumming and all. Until one day he meets an enchanting young newlywed who also feels alienated in her visit to Japan and they start an intense and almost but not quite romantic relationship until it’s time for him to go home.

Between Hop, Sonic and his role on Westworld, I guess James Marsden just really enjoys acting opposite soulless mechanical nightmares trying and failing to approximate human life. 

It’s bizarre how so many Hollywood adaptions are prequels to the stuff people actually like about the property.

My girlfriend and I snuck in a bottle of something awful like butterscotch schnapps to the new Robin Williams comedy we knew nothing about but were sure would be hilarious, and had drunk a fair amount of it by the time the previews ended.

Wow a subject matter that I know something about. The nature of my job and documents signed dictate I can’t say where I work but I’m a computer programmer in the field of futures trading.

Look, I’ve spent too much time explaining the sunk cost fallacy to people to stop doing it now.

A Burrito of Ice and Fire

that plot synopsis is too damn many things for a start

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

Presumably somewhere in the Bran Stark Mental Rolodex is the method men used to beat back the White Walkers the first time around. If I were the NK, I’d want to get rid of that memory ASAP.

Maybe there are rules to his power and ability to access the world memory. He is omnipotent but he does constantly know everything, everywhere, all the time or it would drive him mad. So maybe he just always know the answers to any questions or can get them if he looks inside.

Telling Tyrion his story is crucial, I think. I’m pretty sure the information he gets from Bran in this episode will somehow have a big payoff later.

couldn’t agree more. Jon Snow is firmly established as an inspiring example of valor and nobility that is also a gallant idiot. That’s been a defining trait of his since pretty much day 1. He is truly Ned Stark’s son, regardless of his lineage.

Are the bright colors to warn us that he is poisonous?

But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus. 

Jim Nantz was doing his best to get El Tigre to cry. “Just tell us how it feels. And I mean how it really feels. Deep down in your soul. Think of your kids. And your deceased father. How does it feel? Just tell us."