He has evidently become an apostate from the church of good baseball.

For their logo, the Arizona Cardinals should use a pyrrhuloxia, or “desert cardinal.” It’d be native to the area, they look cool (and stand out from the many other Cardinals in sports), and they’d even have the yellow beak right then.

My favorite is when asked by one of Midge’s beatnik friends, “How do you sleep at night?” Don responds, “On a bed made of money.” 

Since it’s a Danny Boyle film, I assume it's that a murderous psychopath shows up suddenly in the third act.

“Fuel evaporation”- it’s just blurred out because the rest of the paragraph it quotes from covers other engine features unrelated to how a carburetor draws in air. The next few lines are touting the fuel evaporation control system, which I believe was even at the time legally mandated equipment, so not exactly a…

Wait, I thought Euphoria had already premiered? 

With all the talk about having super-hot girls and famous musicians on a pleasure boat, it seems more like he was doing his Jabba the Hutt routine.

Thanos: “I am inevitable.”

And no one understands him but his woman, who’s really gotten into genealogy and worked out the whole family tree.

I don’t know about this advice- if you never leave your apartment, how can you possibly be seen walking back to your apartment with a grocery bag that has a baguette prominently sticking out the top?

Yeah, they have those for electricity in Illinois too. Particularly if you live in an apartment building; companies love to get people in and sign up the whole building at once. 

It’s not something that personally bothers me, but I’m surprised Guinness hasn’t run into some issues with their marketing. The original stout is of course brewed in Dublin, and it’d be easy to assume that’s where other Guinness beers like Extra Stout and Harp come from as well, especially given the prominent…

I have to admit that when I saw the headline, I too initially thought it was when CJ gets banished to the countryside. I’ll say that section does have its charms; GTA had always been a very urban-focused series, so the shift to cross-country driving and the often hilariously weird rural criminal element was a fun…

Call of Duty: Postmodern Warfare: Towards a Deconstructive Hermeneutics of Electronic Combat Simulator Narratives

Apparently Frazier advised Porzingis to never compromise, not even in the face of Armageddon.

They should have gone with Beercephalus, legendary horse of Ale-X-Ander the Great.

A Clash of Dings

Starts video: “Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence.”

It might make you more susceptible to reciting powerful magical incantations... not exactly correctly.

Judgement at Nurburgring