“You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? I did, a long time ago, before I got this arthritis in my knees.”

The text on the wall is Rudyard Kipling’s poem “If—.” I feel like it might not be a great cultural fit for Jezebel.

It’s hilarious to see this meme get posted in here before in the story about Japanese BBQ restaurants that welcome dogs. (https://kotaku.com/japan-has-bbq-restaurants-for-you-and-your-dog-1833632949)

I’m picturing the famous anecdote about Christopher Lee explaining to Peter Jackson how to realistically depict a man getting stabbed in the back, but this time with Iggy Pop giving lessons on the shambling gait of the undead.

Voltaire Casino disapproves of your check raise, but will defend to the death your right to do it.

The earliest recognizably Art Deco works even predate WWI slightly, so it’s not a total anachronism, but I assume the review has it right that a set design from Tim “Always Makes it Look Like a Fritz Lang Film” Burton happens to look more like the mid-1920s.

Good for him. Los Angeles is easily one of the top 10 desert cities in southwestern California.

All except for the SMEG toaster, oddly enough.

Well, historians do admit there is No Limit as to who he could possibly be.

I wanted to hate this news, thinking the book to be unfilmable, but season-length, filmed in Spanish in Colombia, and backed by the deep pockets and prestige thirst of Netflix are as promising as circumstances could get for an adaptation. It’d be cool if it came with a menu option to pull up a family tree on demand and…

What bugs me most about the title is that it’s half phonetic alphabet and half not. “Whiskey Charlie” sounds better to me too.

They told Sam he shouldn’t splice that gene. 

It all makes sense, the Bud Knight was actually Young Griff from the books, finally incorporated into the GOT show. His prowess in battle and his physical resilience (demonstrated by surviving a lightning strike in the previous commercial) arise from his secret Targaryen heritage. He has his skull crushed by the…

Even if the seller only averaged a single minute to evaluate each letter, that’s over 47 days worth of work to read 68,000. I suspect there will still be an element of randomness to which letters actually receive consideration.

Well, the twist is that the G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate in the water turns McConaughey into a Reaver, so....

Let’s not be hasty to equate this to a John Wick knock-off. I think we should give Netflix some latitude here.

You can't make a Koenigsomelet without breaking a few Koenigseggs. 

Not that I expected historical accuracy from this movie, but apparently Vidalia onions didn’t even exist until the Great Depression. 

Loch him up!

Just put an Alexa speaker on stage, have somebody ask it who the winners are.