That’s why I am developing a computer that does what you meant not what you programmed.

A Ferrari collection?

Counterpoint: I push even more when there’s the “wait” voice, it makes me feel like a DJ scratching a record.

Plural of ‘parenthesis’ is ‘parentheses.’ 

Ford CEO: Correct.

Neutral: The way Ghosn was arrested and re-arrested just makes me think there is something seriously fishy and unjust going on. So I’m leaning toward taking Ghosn’s side on this.

Judging from the way he released the clutch, max RPM, dump clutch, idle. I’d say he’s never ridden a bike before in his life, 2, or 4 stoke.

Most people assume that the bikes ridden around illegally weren’t purchased with the rider’s hard-earned money. The riders...”found”...them, and have no trouble ditching the bike if they run into trouble.

The difference is MOSTLY psychological. I work in a plant that produces a very popular sedan for a very large manufacturer as well as a more exspensive version of the same car for its luxury brand.

Fiat 500XXL

As much as I hate to say this, I can kind of understand this after dealing with some frustrating recalls. Recalls used to be a “We are recalling this, so we will have the parts available to fix in a few days and you can get it done this week”; now it is “This is a recall, and the parts should be available in 6 months…

“Perfect platform?” Dragging 5400 lbs up the mountain is a perfect platform? Personally I’d go with a GT2RS with just as much power, but hey free rides are free rides. No reason to turn it down.

How does that preclude security being closed?  If my flight is at 3 am, and I arrive 3 hours early, security is still closed.

After five years of a 1/2 mile walk in which I had to cross a busy street with lights and crosswalks from my train station to my office in Arlington, VA, I never came close to being run over by a car. I lost count of how many cyclists nearly ran me over in the crosswalk when blasting through red lights. I actually did…

I go out of my way when I cycle to obey all the rules. Shit like this drives me nuts because it gives everyone a bad name.  I honked at a couple cyclists for running a redlight once, and they looked at me like I had three heads.  I know it sucks to downshift through 10 gears only to start over, but plan your route…

To be fair, I have come across a lot of disrespectful cyclists. The most common offense I encounter is running red lights or stop signs as if they weren’t even there or didn’t apply to them, and unexpectedly swerving from the shoulder into the middle of the lane in front of me without any sort of hand signals. I’m…

If your margins are so razor thin that you need to pass a 3% fee onto a subsection of your consumers, you probably should be focusing on improving other aspects of the business. Anyone who starts a business knows that these fees exist, so it should be built into the business plan and the price of the food and drinks ju…

I don’t blame the Flex driver. I’d want to get away from the douche in the truck who thinks no one should be allowed to pull out on the same road as him.

Why did the dashcam guy honk at the Flex driver in the first place? Speed up and honk? Who’s the dick first? Then the Flex driver retaliates with extra braking? File this one under : “When idiots meet.”

“Gosh, have I heard lots of complaints about this year’s tax returns.”