LOL, they demo’d it to like 50 people for like three days in fucking Coalinga.

They completed the requisite number of battery swaps to get government funding for the technology, then said it was impossible. 

the squeak is part of the Art™

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

That dinghy accounts for 125% of the company’s assets.

Automotive equivalent of flexing that you’re cruising the Concours d’elegance on a $100 Hoverboard.

Wimbledon qualifying isn’t actually at Wimbledon, they don’t want those qualifying scrubs scuffing up their courts before Monday. It’s at the Bank of England Sports Centre.

Look. Vic Rauter talks about stones having a bite out of the button. Don’t give me your existential namby-pamby hoohaw. Vic says. I believe it. That settles it.

Any good jokes on how Dane Cook sucks or Nickelback being terrible band? I love fresh comedy.

Are Americans this stupid? That is the proper way to spell Hawai’i..

No make good comments

I live in Tempe and I would be more than happy to pay for this. I know this probably puts me on the ‘wrong’ side of whatever bullshit but if they actually want attendance up they need to move this team to Tempe or Mesa. And...if I’m already paying a middle manager that works for Maricopa county 100+k a year I deserve…

Yo, that Cubs radio broadcast was straight garbage.

I disagree. Honestly I don’t see this being a penalty in F1. He brakes later than Christmas but he brakes, and he stuck to his line. He didn’t move under braking and he actually despite all that smoke from the lockup looks like he left enough room for the lead driver to keep an outside line. Now if they collided…

Aw man. I suck. Well, I’ll just go fuck myself then.

Doesn’t that mean that Germany actually wins?

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

I’m confident that golf attracts more eyes than the fourth most popular motor racing series in the USA.

How can this be “worst tweet” when it is clearly “best tweet?”

Now he’s a true Blue Angel.

“Urine a lot of trouble.”