Hey, I hit it off Frankenstein’s fat foot – those are the rules!

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

The now deleted posts.

Vlad would’ve driven this pitch into right for a double.

You literally have the Rattlers logo by your name. Have you ever seen this guy?

I wouldn’t mind if Deadspin did a highlight featuring the voice of Vin Scully every single day.

For real. Edmonton deserve to see decent hockey at least once a year!

In fairness, we actually have pretty much eliminated nudity from Oppo. And have banned more people than I can count for acting stupid.

Resistance is futile

There is a great article on oppo about Sr-71 pilots that i don’t think people have read yet.

+ 525,600 minutes.

Can we just skip right to the Winter Olympics so I can soothe my brain with hours of curling again?

If Miller’s teams keep losing to unranked opponents, the only thing that’s going to hit a fan is shit.

There was more effort on defense here than there is in an entire NBA season

Certain Fallon d’Floor finalist.

Wait - did someone actually find a font WORSE than Comic Sans?

The first thing I saw was the Star Fleet logo.

‘NOBODY CARES!’ - Guy who responds to every single last Michael Sam article on the internet.

Stevie Wonder could have made that kill, for chrissakes

The Grand Slam of Curling Masters finals are today as well too, and they have solid teams going up against each other. Homan/Sweeting are two of the best (if not the best) women’s teams in the world.