“Andis Mueller actually black? In the video, Mueller looks like Dwayne Johnson if The Rock started reading more and working out less. What righteous black man refers to himself as a “man of color,” even if his color could only be replicated by buying a 64-pack box of Crayola crayons, melting down a raw sienna and…

Maybe it’s because I was an impressionable (gullible) youth at the time, but the Sega Dreamcast ‘heist’ commercial always resonated with me. For a moment in time, I really believed this consoles was capable of Skynet-like intelligence.

“Assassin’s Creed Odyssey’s early adventures are easy enough: beat off bandits...”

I need to play this game. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The toys R too big to fail!!

This actually kind of damages the illusion for me, because I can more clearly tell his legs and butt are pads. It’s like when I see the legs move, I can tell the bone isn’t where it would be on a cis woman, so his movements seem a bit janky and narrow. That said, it is impressive and commendable that he memorized and…

I think what Cicero is saying is they like the ideas, but not the gameplay they’re wrapped around - which is fair. Not everyone is down with the Fortnite aesthetic, you need to become just as good at building as shooting to be top-tier, and it’s a third-person game. Saying they like the ideas but would rather they…

I mean, there’s always this one waiting in the wings:

I’m from Iowa, same as Grassley. “Doddering, half-senile grandpa” is pretty much spot-on, but far from tolerating him at Thanksgiving, much of the state loves him. “Oh Grandpa, you know there weren’t any rayguns in World War 2 - you’re so silly!”

...what? No, this would only make sense if the two demographics were on equal footing behaved in the same manner. There are tons of men only gatherings, either explicitly or implicitly, which was THE WHOLE POINT of the event, ie. “Hey, this feels like a boy’s club where you’re not allowed. So we’re swinging the doors…

But my uncle is always saying on Facebook how Republicans actually love blacks and it’s the Democrats who are racist, actually.*

*Not that Democrats are saints or anything, but it’s kinda weird** how it’s the Republicans (who, again, are painting themselves as the party for blacks) who keep electing people that…

I quite like the design. Hold a Twitter poll!

Allow me, if you will, to revise the entry about United. Because in my experience, the answer is “jack” and “shit”. I will tell you my tale:

As long as this is directed at United, I am a-okay with this advice. Be nice to everyone else, but fuck United.

Just your typical centrist telling us progressives how unreasonable we’re being while also telling people to kill themselves.

The Democrats in 2018, everyone.

“Run Republican-lite Democrats that don’t have decades of politically charged history behind them, so that when people go to the polls they say “Hmm, this Democrat is basically saying a lot of the same things as this Republican, but without being a racist shitbag. I think I like this guy!””

The aforementioned decades…

*whispers* Battle for *Azeroth*, not Lordaeron. :) (Although there IS a battle for Lordaeron in the upcoming expansion, Battle for Azeroth so... teeeeechnically correct?)

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen one of these fucking abominations in real life, but they really do look that awful. They’re just low-quality shit with no substance, chanting an empty slogan that doesn’t actually mean anything.

Your comment deserves WAY more stars, my friend.

Gotta work my way through this backwards. “Liberalism is supposed to be about acceptance of ideas different than our own, even those that are unpopular. Not agreement, just acceptance that someone else can have a different opinion, and that one can respect their principles without agreeing with them. Apparently, we’ve…