Because the conservatives put in office by conservatives like yourself sure as hell keep pushing religious and anti-LGBT agendas. Don’t want them representing you? Don’t associate with that movement.

“a woman who has previously been a real estate agent”

Okay, no, this all makes sense now. Apologies to those real estate agents and kids of real estate agents who *didn’t* turn out psychotic, but every one I’ve ever met has been a narcissistic sociopath.

He deliberately poisoned someone. And that’s okay with you because it was for the lulz and a homeless person ended up with enough money to feed themselves for a month? You really did win the life lottery, because apparently your ass is so privileged you don’t know what it’s like to suffer consequences for your actions.

Bamford is brilliant, one of the best humorists of the age, and dismissing this as a promotional stunt shows how low TMZ thinks the bar for comedy is.

Who the fuck cares if people make fun of him or anyone else for using therapy to help them enjoy things in life? It’s THOSE people who need adjustment, not someone practicing positive mental health to help them enjoy something more. Stop worrying about how other people go about their lives and improve your own if…

Renner did not earn any goodwill with the Captain America: Civil War press tour where he called Black Widow a slut and said he got in “internet trouble.” Regardless of how you feel about those statements being accurate or inaccurate, it was a headache I can’t imagine Disney is eager to experience again. No, I think…

Laura: Shut up and... actually, yeah. Just shut up.

Can YOU spot the commenter who doesn’t have kids? I think I can!

“This story has not aged well!!”
Oh, honey. *puts hand on your shoulder* It was never good. 

Hey now, I grew up in Butttuggit County, and we’re a very accepting people around there. Just ask my mafia loan shark-turned gym owner, Crayg, or reformed meth-head, Uncle Chipmunk (no relation).

(Sidenote: I really am from Iowa, and while names have been changed, these are absolutely real people I know) 

Dear fellow white people: you seem to be conflating “racism” for “genocide.” I get it! This is a confusing and delicate subject! Allow me to hopefully illustrate the slight difference between the two with some examples.

A high school kid makes mocking imitations of a language and culture belonging to a particular race…

And you just let a bunch of like-minded people know this exists, thus granting the author a bigger audience as they successfully troll left-leaning and sane-minded circles of the internet. Congrats!

Something something not lost income because these people weren’t going to pay for it anyway.

There. See how fucking stupid that sounds? And yet people defend games piracy all the time with the same logic.

Roy Moore is going to win because he lives in Alabama, not because we live in Hell. It is a deeply, DEEPLY Republican state and it was never, ever, ever (EVER!) going to go to a Democrat. Tribalism will make excuses for anything, so long as it means the outcome is favorable to that tribe.

hahahahahahaha omg, Russians targeted Bernie supporters? That’s funny.

Oh wait, you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder. HAHAHAHAHAHA

If only such a competition, this primary you speak of, were fair and not rigged in favor of an establishment corporate lobbyist with tons more money! Gosh, what a dream.

Also how good you are with the axe. Because a charged hit will absolutely destroy his health. Short version: it’s a damn good fight.

I literally asked my gf the other day, “Do you think I’d get in trouble for having a bumper sticker that said ‘Fuck Trump’ on it?” I figured there might be some sort of profanity issue. Good to see someone else stepping up to the plate I left hesitantly hanging.

“Players create a character from one of four races (human, elf, dark elf and dwarf). There’s no picking genders or customizing faces”

I’m out. 

On sort of the other end of the spectrum, I’ve never understood people who want to stream. Not long-term anyway. I understand wanting to show off how cool and funny you are, but to make a business out of it would just suck all the fun out, IMO. You constantly have to play things up, act like this is the MOST…